The Little Phoenix and the Old Louse

Little Yellow Chick: I've got an awesome best friend. Old Stinker: +1 Little Yellow Chick: I've got a clever, beautiful confidante. Old Stinker: +2 Little Yellow Chick: I've got a knack for getting into trouble and attracting it wherever I go. Old Stinker: +3 Little Yellow Chick: ...So tell me, what do I have that you don't? Old Stinker: Me. The only one who can tame a rogue is another rogue. Troublemakers always get what's coming to them, and when two Casanovas meet, they compete to see who's better. Reader's guide: 1. Updates are short, but Lu and Gou's story is reliable. Every story I start, I finish. 2. OOC. Some content is original and not based on the source material. 3. I love Lu Xiaofeng more than the Sword God or Xiang Shuai, so I play favorites. No explanation needed. 4. ...I'll add more if I think of anything. If you're okay with all of the above, go ahead and click in, ladies! ㄟ(≧◇≦)ㄏ