What will you see when you wake up after a thousand years of sleep?
Maybe your best friend from a thousand years ago?
Maybe your descendant from a thousand years in the future?
Maybe a curly-haired detective?
Maybe a glittering elf?
Maybe a red suit of armor that can fly?
Maybe all kinds of abnormal, nonhuman beings?
Welcome to Salazar Slytherin's crazy modern life!
1. I'll try not to vilify or whitewash anyone, though the characters may be somewhat OOC.
2. One-on-one pairing, no Gryffindor-Slytherin pairing. I haven't decided on any crack pairings yet.
3. Primarily Harry Potter, Middle-earth, Sherlock, and Marvel (mainly the MCU; I'll slowly catch up on the comics). Feel free to suggest new fandoms!
Poof (a mouthful of thousand-year-old blood spurted out) Cough cough cough... Oops, I'm about to die... Cough cough... Need to update to survive... Cough cough cough cough cough... Please update quickly... Cough cough (collapse)_(??`" ∠)__
Fly and catch a wild king, hold on as hard as you can. How big is the author?
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… I said the more I write, the more wrong it becomes... I only wrote this much! So much!!
I'm taking final exams recently, so I'll be able to resume updates soon~
Damn it, Zhan Qijiu, you sb. Why did you forget to update? You're going to explode! Okay, big chapter change reminder. As for things like Xipi, they came out as soon as they were written! [Appease] Maybe I can start a new cult! [So proud]
This is just a personal feeling: I have always felt that Lion Ancestor is a scumbag, not only because of my personal feelings, but also because in HP, Lion Ancestor was angry and took Snake Ancestor away. [In fact, I think it is wrong for the attacker to fall in love and kill each other like this. For example, Hammerki, I feel that Loki is very tired when he is with a thick-headed guy, especially one who is not tolerant. But I still like it very much, and I hope to see a warmer version of Tsukiki. Captain America is very good, but his emotional intelligence is very low. Continuing from the above article, I don't like Lion Ancestor very much, but I feel that he and Snake Ancestor are very suitable. Not only in terms of compatibility, if the Lion Ancestor has a higher emotional intelligence and a bit more idiotic... It seems like something has been exposed... Hahaha [dry laugh] Okay QAQ I prefer paranoid √ idiotic √ possessive √ jealous √ wife-loving maniac √ attack. What do you think of me writing a story about how Snake and Lion were just friends, but Lion fell in love with Snake and then went crazy? Smile Or maybe Loki dies and Hammer is reborn in a world where Loki is not his brother. Loki inherited the Frost Giant's palace and had a hostile relationship with the Hammer. Loki had no rebirth. Then Hammer smiled because of this crazy story. How about smiling:-D PS: I also hate Huaxin Gong
I actually saved it as soon as I saw the copy... Waiting for Deng Xiao and the Chinese traffickers_(:3∠)_
I actually have this in my collection?
It's wrong, it's annoying, but please support me greatly. I don't have much HP to write now.