A Vampire's Private Kitchen [Crossover]

A vampire completely out of step with the times wakes up one day They said vampires fear silver and sunlight and have to sleep in coffins, so what's with sparkling like a diamond when I go out during the day?! They said vampires have to manage their wealth, hide their identities, and can't fall in love with other species, so what kind of setting is this where I sign a contract with a human?! They said vampires have to drink human blood, so which idiot came up with "true blood"?! #Vampire lore is all lies# #Darwin is looking at you like he's lost the will to live# #I'm opening a restaurant to get revenge on this screwed-up world# This story will go VIP on May 16, Beijing time. Three chapters will be posted that day, and it won't be locked retroactively. I hope you lovely readers will keep supporting me, mwah _(:з"∠)_ Note: The worlds merge, with lots of alternate settings. I'll tell you about the versions from films and novels; please consider everything else a parallel world. Any OOC is my fault~ The heartthrobs will always be ridiculously handsome QAQ If you come across witches, werewolves, zombies, mermaids, and so on, please remember this is a romance story, not horror. ~Look at how serious I am!!! Theme: