[Xuan Gui] A Thief's Tale of The Deer and the Cauldron

Who had the nerve to rewrite a famous novel backwards just to swindle money from clueless readers?! Lu Wan ends up inside a backwards-written version of The Deer and the Cauldron. The Earl of Wei, Wei Xiaobao, should have been living the life of a winner, but his happiness plummets from that point on. He gets divorced every few days, and while he racks up seven divorces, his rank keeps getting demoted until he finally ends up working as a servant in a brothel. It had nothing to do with him at first. The tragedy is that he transmigrated into Wei Xiaobao... This is the most miserable Wei Xiaobao in history. But just when he finally decides to become a eunuch, the emperor suddenly shows up and makes him the Imperial Consort Wei. What is that even supposed to mean?! I was sorting through my folders and discovered that I never posted this story... Xuan Gui pairing, pure parody, and extremely disrespectful to the original. The characters may be completely out of character. Also: Great Kangxi Emperor, the Xuan Ye I wrote has only the same name and identity as you. Everything else is made up by me! Made up! Please, please don't blame me from beyond the grave!