[Hashirama X Madara] I Never Said I Was Straight!

Madara: "Let go of me." Hashirama: "No! How can I let go again? I already missed my chance with you once because I let go. How could I possibly let you leave my side this time?" Madara: "Since you know I like men, stop saying things that sound so suggestive." Hashirama: "I like you! I really do like you!" Madara: "Hashirama, now that you've taken responsibility, stop coming around and stirring me up." Hashirama: "What responsibility? Madara, have you misunderstood something?" Madara: "You... aren't you getting married because she's pregnant?" Hashirama: "Madara, I'm a virgin through and through! Besides, I don't even like women!" Madara: "...A pure-hearted virgin?" Hashirama: "Aren't you? QAQ Madara!" Madara: "What makes me look like I'm not? Don't change the subject. What's going on with Mito Uzumaki?" Hashirama: "We're just friends. There's nothing going on between us." Madara: "..." Hashirama: "Fine, I admit she's a hardcore fujoshi. I hang out with her to get advice, so things will be easier later when I... Ah, I said it out loud." Madara: "You... aren't you straight?" Hashirama: "I never said I was straight!" A few things to know before reading: 1. Updates when inspiration strikes [important]. 2. Updates are scheduled for 12:24. If a chapter appears at another time, the silly author is fixing typos! You can never catch them all. 3. Little angels, leave your paw prints! Please comment QAQ 4. The silly author is in high school, so there's no way I'll be using a computer during the school term~