The Snack Tycoon of the Cultivation World

The next story will probably be a top-bot pairing, The Little Junior Brother. Let's bring home an adorable little junior brother (〃ω〃) Liuxian Village finally got connected to the spirit net, but the signal was awful. Once they had internet access, almost everyone in the village turned into a monkey. Sword fighters clung to the beams, searching for a signal, a big brother from the artifact-crafting trade held up a signal pole, and medicine practitioners could be seen crouched in front of their stalls, frowning one moment and beaming the next. But one day, at last, this miserable situation came to an end. Ye Xing arrived just in time for the happy occasion of Liuxian Village getting online. Even luckier, his house had the best signal in the whole village. How could he not make use of such a good opportunity? And so he embarked on the old path of starting a business. #Shocking! Look what I found: Ye Xing's internet is amazing! #Shocking! Fellow cultivators, look what I've got. It tastes great, and it's cheap. Most importantly, Ye Xing made it! The villagers of Liuxian Village were stunned when they saw these posts. Ye Xing? Are you sure? The Ye Xing who was so lazy he hadn't left the house in three years, and whose hoard of garbage could stink out the whole village? This had to be the village chief's scheme to lure them to Ye Xing's place to clean up for him. The next day #Shocking! Ye Xing made this! The third day #Shocking! Ye Xing is so handsome! It seemed the internet at Ye Xing's really was great. The burly Dazhuang next door had actually snagged a spot on Fairy Linyue's sofa. It seemed Ye Xing really did have tasty food. The village chief's Cuihua took home one or two bags every day. And Ye Xing really was handsome. Wang, the painter at the village entrance, was already preparing to draw a comic about him. (⊙v⊙) A few warnings 1. This silly author's writing is terrible, the plot is a mess, and the logic is rigid. 2. The protagonist isn't a good person. He loves making money. 3. It's a lighthearted comedy. 4. Definitely one-on-one romance. 5. Happy ending. This story is also called Why Does His House Have the Best Signal in the Whole Village? and My Disciple, I Told You to Educate Him, Not Help Him. The Convenience Store Is Cursed. Also, thanks to Yanyan for making the cover ( ^3^ )╱~~ Here are some works in progress by this silly author and my friend! Silly Author's Column: Click to jump in and experience something different, hmm. Every Blind Date Comes with an Ex Waterweed as the top x merman as the bottom I've decided, this is the next one! (>y<) Plastic Surgery to Look Like Myself [Entertainment Industry] Reborn female lead x film emperor male lead Romance, romance, romance! Being an Ordinary Modern Person [Ancient to Modern] Transmigrated top x Heavenly Dao bottom But gold always shines. Live-Streaming Ghost Hunts for a Million a Month [Interstellar] Reborn top x transmigrated bottom He's right behind you, watching. My Friend's Entertainment Industry Story: A Thousand Ways to Flirt with You [Entertainment Industry] Seductive bad boy bottom x old-school top With a thousand different ways, surely one will work on you. My Friend's Supernatural Story: The College Life of a Maoshan Taoist Taoist bottom x evil ghost top Join the big shots in vanquishing demons. Premise: