[System]: Hello, this is System v587. Congratulations, Host [Ye Wenqiu], on binding yourself to such a mighty and domineering system as me! The main quest is now active: [Raise an unparalleled bamboo who is a peerless martial artist, fabulously wealthy, talented in song and dance, and a master of every remedy... (1,000 more words omitted)].
[Ye Wenqiu]: QAQ Please look carefully, I'm just a little yellow chicken! This quest is an unbearable burden. If I had skills like that, would I still be a single Tiance with no girls even now? Please let me go home. Junior Sister is calling me home for dinner, ahhhhh!
[System]: If the Host refuses to cooperate, there's nothing I can do. But it won't make a difference: you still have to complete the quest!
So this story could also be called #Those Years When the Host Wouldn't Do Any Work# #818: That Unreliable Wet Nurse# #Junior Sister Is Calling Me Home for Dinner#
A goofy, silly Er Shao uke X a reborn, scheming disciple seme
Warnings:
1: The author has never played Jian San, so the story is full of bugs. Lore buffs, please don't take it too seriously.
2: The style is unusual, and the writing... even elementary school students are eight streets ahead of me.
3: Even though I don't mean to make the story too Mary Sue, it might end up that way as I write.
4: To be added.
Well, the old owner of Hidden Sword Villa is called Ye Zhiqiu. Do you want to change his name...
Yes, the name Ye Zhiqiu is too popular. . I don't know how many people are famous for it [Yuzulian], I simply don't like it
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