[Naruto + JX3] Carry Sasuke Back to Southern Xinjiang

The first time they met, before getting on the pirate ship "Are you a demon?" The little boy stood beneath a tree. "A demon? Hmph! Foolish Central Plains boy, how could a member of the Five Immortals Sect be some lowly demon!" The girl, with puffed-up cheeks, stood in the tree. "I'm not a foolish Central Plains boy. I'm from the mighty Uchiha clan!" "Uchiha clan? Never heard of it." "Hmph! I've never heard of any Five Immortals Sect either!" They both huffed angrily and ignored each other. A little while later... "Hey, what's your name? And where is this?" "Hmph~ Shouldn't you tell me your name before asking for mine?" "Banxia." "...Uchiha Sasuke." "What a weird name. →_→" "Hey! What's with that look? Yours is way weirder!" "Tch." After getting on the pirate ship "Sasuke~" "Mm." Uchiha Sasuke calmly peeled the Miao girl off him. She had latched on and refused to let go. "Come back to Miaojiang with me, okay~" The Miao girl first smacked a kiss onto his face, then blinked at him and counted on her fingers, watching him expectantly. "You know, I'm busty, long-legged, fair-skinned, and beautiful, and lots of boys sing mountain songs to me! If you don't come back to Miaojiang with me soon, aren't you afraid someone will steal me away~" The five little pets behind her were also gazing at him with shining eyes. Snake: Sss, sss, sss~ [Come on, come on~ You use snakes too, after all~ P.S. The moment you showed up, Master started liking me so much~ (≧▽≦)/~] Toad: Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit~ [Come on, come on~ Master will definitely be thrilled if you come! P.S. I'm such a good, loyal little pet _(:3"∠)_] Sacred Scorpion: Clack, clack! [I'll just smile and say nothing.] Heavenly Spider: Click, click! [Whether you come or not, I'll stay right here and never leave you. P.S. I'll stick you tight, then drag you back to Master to be her husband! (*/ω\*)] Jade Butterfly: Flap, flap, flap! [...Even a beauty like me has to help the spider. →_→] Finally, all five little pets together: Why are we still talking? Everyone, attack! Tie him up and take him back to Miaojiang for Master! This story is about a young disciple of the Five Poisons Sect who accidentally ends up in the world of Naruto, meets the young Second Master, and gets into all sorts of trouble with him. This story is also known as 818: How That Tsundere Black Cat Was Won and How to Kidnap an Endangered Black Cat to Our Great Miaojiang. The writing is average, but my imagination is boundless. I've already died in the depths of my own imagination _(:3"∠)_ [One last thing: I plan to start posting the finished chapters on February 1!]