[Bleach] Anything but a Reaper

I've lived for tens of thousands of years.

Every day, I can only drift around above the human realm.

I finally got out into the world twice.

I ate four people, half a fox, and a pair of hands.

Before long, someone sliced open my belly and let them all out.

What kind of nonsense is this?

This world...

This grim reaper has had enough!!!

I'm running away from home!

*Basically, a certain grim reaper from the Naruto world goes to the Bleach world.

*Probably a short, chaotic parody.