The Forum Taken Over by Gods

#The Edgy Teens Taking Over the Tieba Forum# No. 1, Great Sage: Edgy? Erlang Shen, they're calling you. No. 2, Erlang Shen: Great Sage, you must be mistaken. How could this holy lord possibly be an edgy teen? No. 3, Zhu Bajie: Big Brother, I'm with you. No. 9, Sha Wujing: Second Brother... No. 12, Zhu Bajie: Junior Brother Sha, what did you say? No. 15, Sha Wujing: I didn't say anything. No. 132, Nezha: Erlang Shen, dare you say they're not talking about you? No. 145, Erlang Shen: ... No. 233, Chang'e: Holy Lord, you're the only one here who's a two. How could they not be talking about you? #A Bunch of Gods with Nothing Better to Do# No. 1, Taishang Laojun: Making pills every day is mind-numbingly boring. No. 2, Barefoot Immortal: I've never had shoes to wear. My heart aches. No. 156, Lei Zhenzi: I keep banging a hammer and making noise. I'm dying here. No. 333, City God: Plowing the fields day after day. I'm dog-tired. No. 520, Howling Celestial Dog: How am I supposed to live like this? Chewing bones every day has made my teeth ache. #What Do We Do About This Forum Being Taken Over by a Bunch of Gods (and Lunatics)?# No. 1, God of Food: What kind of illness is lunacy? No. 2, Yue Lao: Can gods get sick? No. 565, Kitchen God: Sick? And don't feel like taking medicine? The Kitchen God can cook you a medicinal dish. I guarantee it'll taste amazing. No. 887, Queen Mother: How could gods possibly get sick? No. 888, Jade Emperor: Insolence! What thief dares claim that gods get sick? Author's note: 1. This is a bottom-focused novel, a bottom-focused novel, a bottom-focused novel. 2. Lots of wish fulfillment, with a golden finger. 3. The complete novel is being written in advance. Feel free to add it to your collection. Please add my new novel to your collection, please add my new novel to your collection, please add my new novel to your collection, please add my new novel to your collec□□j205k07smy1.jpg width=150 height=190>