Little Brat Villain Alliance [Western Crossover]

This novel is on hiatus. I'm out of ideas = =, and exhausted. The villains who wanted to create a new world formed a Villain Alliance. But for some special reason, they all... turned into tiny tots?! Their powers are restricted, and they need someone to look after them, but the tiny villain tots say nothing can shake their determination to destroy the world. Once high-flying villains have become short, chubby, adorable little tots. How can they destroy the world when they have no powers and need looking after? Well, first they need a guardian! A young noble gets tricked into being both their father and mother. He grits his teeth and says that if he weren't hiding, he never would have fallen for it! And I'm going to tell my dad about you! So, for the sake of the new world, the tiny villain tots begin carrying out their plans in an orderly fashion. Villain [crossed out] Tiny Tot Alliance motto: Destroy the world and build a new one! Young noble: Heh. Try earning your own money! Try not wetting the bed! And also... "Loki Odinson, you're going to destroy my 'sheep'?" - Tiny Tot No. 1 "Hannibal Lecter, who said you could get close to Charles?" - Tiny Tot No. 2 "Erik, put down my research." - Tiny Tot No. 3 "Khan Harrison, that man is my prey." - Tiny Tot No. 4 "Mortal, who gave you permission to approach someone you shouldn't be near?" - Tiny Tot No. 5 "...If you're so tough, fight each other... And help me take down the Golden Boy. I'll treat you to a feast!" - Young noble The five tiny tots: "Yeah! We need a 'father,' so you can focus on being Mommy!" "What are you talking about?" - The completely bewildered prospective dad The tiny villain tots say the world rubs them the wrong way, so they're going to destroy it. What are you going to do about it? Don't let the blurb fool you. This is actually a story about villains who turn into tiny tots for various reasons, form an alliance, and trick a little wizard into being both their dad and mom. They're determined to destroy the old world and create a new one, and though they work together, they often turn on one another. [rests chin on hand] [The tiny tots say: You've messed with someone you shouldn't have!] Also known as "Why Am I Bound to the Savior?", "The Brat Says He Needs a Dad?!", "The Daily Lives of Villainous Brats", "What Do I Do About My Brats Who Want to Destroy the World?!", and "Highly Intelligent Villainous Brats" This doesn't follow the original works. It's a silly, out-of-character series. The author's writing is poor and amateurish. There are all kinds of pairings! The worldbuilding is rather chaotic. Harry Potter is over, and characters include Draco Malfoy, Loki, Magneto, Hannibal, Moriarty, Khan, and others!