My Lover Is a Blade

He Zhang was a novice plastic surgeon intern. After losing his job, the realistic, body-temperature, high-speed vibrating massage X he bought off Taobao turned into a knife that wasn't even good enough for cutting fruit. The despised knife: Good-for-nothing! I can help you conquer the world! When He Zhang, once a novice plastic surgeon, became a legendary figure in the cosmetic surgery world, everyone in show business came to love the cosmetic surgery knife. But only He Zhang, the one holding it, knew how miserable he was. He Zhang: I must have been blind back then. How on earth did I think this was just a knife?! Hong Er: Little good-for-nothing, don't be afraid of ghosts. Hold on tight to me! This good-for-nothing writer, who's also terrible at coming up with titles, has done her best. Otherwise, she'd really be throwing up blood. This is a lighthearted, goofy story [hopefully it'll make you laugh] about a husband-and-husband team stirring up a storm amid the showbiz world's many strange circles [ha]. Originally titled The Cosmetic Surgery Knife Diary. The basic outline hasn't changed, but I revised one chapter. My friend told me it wasn't scary at all!!! So what was originally supposed to be serious has gone off the rails and become a lighthearted story [rubs face]. A few things to know about my new story: 1. I'll do my best to focus on the plot [I'm usually a farming-story writer!]. 2. It involves show business, ghosts, and lots of indulgent wish fulfillment, but it isn't scary [if you're afraid, you can hold on to me and bury your face in my chest. I'm really going all out here!]. 3. Happy ending. The story is told from the bottom's point of view. Please subscribe to my author page. You can bury your face in my chest [serious face]. I've started selling my charms [not that I have any charms to sell]. Extra, extra! This story will go VIP this Tuesday [March 8]! Three chapters will be posted that day. I hope you'll keep supporting me. XOXO, love you all!