The General's Heartthief

When the mighty general runs into a pure-hearted young physician,

a fated encounter comes completely out of the blue,

a story of turning someone gay and getting turned gay in return;

the process of turning someone else gay and accidentally turning yourself too;

meeting him was fate, but falling for him was a surprise...

Let us see how the renowned General goes about stealing his heart, one step at a time.

General,

do you think this is a game of Big Bad Wolf and Little White Rabbit?

Do you think you can just pounce on our Doctor Song whenever you please?

Do you think pouncing means you get to eat him?

Yeah, right.

Little White Rabbit: I thought of you as a brother, and you actually want to get with me! ヾ(≧へ≦)〃

Big Bad Wolf: I thought of you as a brother, and you fucking forced yourself on me!!! Σ(`д′*)ノ

Little White Rabbit: Hmph, General, haven't you heard that the world is full of danger?