Every Day, I'm Forced to Refresh My Worldview

Protagonist A: "Woman, you're the one who started this!" Senju Tobirama: "..." Uchiha Izuna: "Squeak squeak squeak" [Don't look at me, I'm just an innocent mouse right now!] Senju Tobirama: "If I get unlucky, do you think you'll be far behind?" Uchiha Izuna: "Squeak squeak!!" [Kick him in the balls!!] A little scroll flitted back and forth through the air. --"Master, go get him!! You can do it! You can do it!!" Senju Tobirama: "I think that's a good suggestion, Izuna." Protagonist A covered his crotch and fell to his knees. Who can tell him why the little white lotus in his heart has become so vicious? Aaaaaaah T_T. And so, this is the story of the unlucky Second Hokage of Konoha, who gets bound to a System for some reason and, together with a certain ghost nemesis named Uchiha Izuna, goes from one outrageous, anything-goes world to another, helping people fulfill their wishes. Quick transmigration! Soul transmigration, which means that in some worlds, he'll transmigrate into a woman. The CP is Izuna x Tobirama, hehe~ To sum it up: "A tough, composed uke with such a manly vibe you wouldn't think he's the uke, and a seme who, for the first half, is basically a mascot and the ultimate teammate." Are you buying what I'm selling? ==+ Don't doubt it, the Second is the uke [if that's not your thing, don't read it]. But the romance develops incredibly slowly in the first half, and the story will occasionally touch on the past, so you can also read it as having no CP. The second half will focus on Izuna. The writing style is basically goofy comedy!!! [Draft chapters saved ==