[Pili] What to Do When the Empress Has a Different Style

The Empress forgot to take her medicine again today. She thinks she's just adorable. This is an inspirational tale about a goofball teasing all kinds of beauties in the Land of Bitterness. It's about a single guy trying his best to find a partner, only to end up joining the FFF Organization. Hong Liu: Miss, why are you following me? Garuda: Young man, would you be interested in working somewhere else? Hong Liu: No. Garuda: Well, I'm here to join the Evil Venerable's Path. Is your Black-Clad Young Master still looking for a wife? I'm here to apply. Hong Liu: Demon Queen, we've got a problem. A lunatic just showed up. San Yu Wumengsheng looked on in despair as the young woman beside him played with a key. "Where did you get that key?" "I stole it off a pink man's desk." "Do you know what that means?" Wumengsheng was even more distressed. The girl grinned, her stark white teeth glinting coldly. "I know. I'll show them who the woman destined to become the King of Hunters is! Hahahahaha!" …Go take your medicine! Just as Buddha Cast stepped through the entrance to Wumengsheng's home, a soft, warm body threw itself at him. He tried to dodge, but he was too slow and got tackled head-on. "Handsome, how old are you? Are you married? How about we talk about life and get tangled up in a romantic affair~" "I'm afraid I have already taken vows. My ties to the world are severed," Buddha Cast replied gently. "That's fine, I don't mind." "I do, my child." Dear big shots, it's not that I'm refusing to update. It's just so frustrating when stories keep getting locked, and the reviews take forever. I'm still considering whether to move elsewhere. I've set up the group you all asked for. Sigh, I was afraid I'd make it and no one would join. That would be so awkward 8 1 3 8 0 3 5 8 6 Name: Asking for updates? Not a chance. I've moved the story to Changpei. Future steamy scenes will be there. Pen name: Mutian Jiüge