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"Diana, the Silver Death; Apollo, the Golden Wings; Pluto, the Dark Mask; Venus, the Rose Oath. Mercury, the Gale's Harmony; Neptune, the Deep Blue Wail; Ceres, the Breath of Plenty; Minerva, the Scepter of Victory. Mars, the Undying War Soul; Vulcan, the Blazing Forge..." "Sorry, why do we have to recite all these strange names before every battle?" "The heroes who inherit these 'titles' will bless us and grant us strength." "But what if the enemy attacks before we've finished?" "...Foolish humans." Thirteen thought she'd work diligently and live happily, like an ordinary employee, until the universe fell apart and time ran dry. But one day, a human arrived at Elysian Paradise. 1. The heroine is in charge of looking gorgeous, while the hero is in charge of showing off his acting skills and serving up sweet moments _(:зゝ∠)_ 2. The style is unusual and the setting is a mash-up. It's not even soft science fiction. Some elements are inspired by Neuromancer, Expelled from Paradise, and a few books on Greek and Roman mythology. More details will be posted in the setting notes as the story goes on. This is a product of a wildly imaginative brain and isn't rigorous. Everything serves the story, so please don't overanalyze it. 3. It's probably a sweet story, though the author's imagination may occasionally veer into outrageous melodrama and over-the-top angst. Feel free to ask for pats and hugs, but if you really can't stand it, flee through the top-right corner. 4. You're welcome to check out my completed stories, too. I promise a reliable track record. Please follow my profile, leave comments, and send treats. 5. Special thanks to Dao Niang and Baicai Jun for the cover, and to Hinata Shoyo Studio for the profile art :) 6. I dedicate this story to my dear readers. 7. This Thursday (9/8), the story will be available to read with a subscription. Thank you, everyone! 8. While I'm working on this new story, here are some stories by a friend (a sweet, sharp-tongued bottom). They're fresh, satisfying, and easy to get into! Theme: The divide between virtuality and reality