Almost

Almost There (click to open the music player)

Lyrics: Mou Hong

Music: Mei Jia, “Swallows Carry Mud”

It's so easy to transmigrate through time and space

I open my eyes and become everyone's dream girl

A little brainpower and I'm number one

All the handsome guys want to marry me

I don't want men, and I don't want women

I'm just a fujoshi through and through

Please don't pay any attention to me

The seme and uke belong together

Everyone else turns into a man, but I'm still a woman

That's a matter of luck

I'm only a centimeter away from sex

(Just a little more... I'm really not a Mary Sue, you know...)

Actually, I'm totally innocent

I'm not interested in daisies

Two mandarin ducks cuddling is the only truth

The other duck watches in utter bewilderment

Somehow a passerby becomes the heroine

And some pig insists I become his wife

He's clearly a handsome seme, so why turn this into a straight romance?

Let my tears pour down like rain

It's okay, don't worry

There's still a chance in the future

I'll have a boy who can top you ^^

(Father-son, with the son younger, is the way to go ^^)

This story was originally meant to be about a woman ==