She woke up. She couldn't help it: something unidentified had been making a racket right by her ear. Damn, has the world evolved this much? Even rag dolls can talk now? Aside from aches all over, she didn't feel much of anything. But that huge thing in the sky looked familiar...?
They say her brother is a spy. They say her only family member is dead, leaving her an orphan with nothing. They say she's often bullied. They say she's his wife?
Is this man's brain actually working? Why does he get on her nerves so much?
Someone: Enough stalling. If I don't make a move soon, my wife is going to run off with my love rival.
Love rival: Damn, this world is freaking strange. The person I like has become my biological little sister! Better keep an eye on her and make sure no one steals her away!