Mr. Darren Has a Headache Again Today (Marvel and DC Crossover)

The former detective's only goals in life are fixing cars and raising his daughter. Catching people? That's the FBI's job. But Why the hell does he have to babysit the lunatic who ruined his life? And not just babysit him, but look after him twenty-four hours a day! "Don't you dare say you were my classmate. I'm afraid I'll beat you to death," says the former detective. A certain BAU administrator: "Just take him in, and we'll work something out." Well, a babysitter's a babysitter, right? The former detective figures he owes the bastard anyway, but "Don't go running off, you lunatic!" Even shackled, the guy won't stay put at home. Mr. Darren still needs three pancakes and a cup of sour, bitter coffee for breakfast today, just to calm the urge to put a bullet in that lunatic. "But that'll ruin your figure, my dear Darren." The lunatic is as energetic as ever today. Author: As expected, writing fanfiction is what I love. I held out for so long, but in the end I came back to it! Cover provided by Tea Leaf Art Shop. Thank you so much!!!!