The Big Shots of the Three Realms All Want Me Dead

Original title: My Protagonist Is a Monster Letian: “I hope that in my next life...” Yan Yi: “You're a vessel. You don't have a destiny or a birth chart, so you can't enter the cycle of reincarnation. There is no next life for you.” Letian: “Oh, right... I don't bleed, so I wasn't human in the first place. Then bury me...” Yan Yi: “You won't even leave ashes when you die.” Letian, anxiously: “Then... I'll become cosmic dust... An author I like said that whether you're a demon, a monster, a god, or a spirit, after you die you become cosmic dust and burst into brilliant light.” Yan Yi: “That sort of thing doesn't exist either.” Letian: “Shut up and let me die in peace...” The shou is an upbeat teacher at a training center. The gong is a monster who gets struck by lightning if he goes too far away from the shou. Couple: An optimistic, cheerful, positive-minded shou who's not afraid of death vs. a monster gong with maxed-out combat strength and a protagonist's aura. Theme: If you never forget, your wish will be answered.