The Mysterious Collapse of Hua Qiangu

Ding! Just two steps to turn an angsty novel into a sweet, feel-good romance. A discussion of the wrong way to read The Journey of Flower. Master, master, you're both my teacher and my husband... Since you've been my teacher for a day, you have to be my husband for life!, Xiao Gu's bold declaration A split-personality, chuunibyou Xiao Gu X a sweet, naive househusband Hua Qian Gu Hua Qian Gu has known since childhood that she was chosen by the gods. Otherwise, why would she naturally smell so fragrant? One day, she'll stand at the top of the world and look down on all these foolish mortals! Ever since Hua Qian Gu came to Changliu Mountain, the whole place has felt different. Ever since Hua Qian Gu took a little trip to the Seven Killings Sect, the whole sect has become adorable. Ever since Hua Qian Gu became best friends with Ni Mantian, Ni Mantian herself has become a little strange. Never get too close to Hua Qian Gu! She has a buff that lowers her opponents' intelligence! This story is also known as The Little Bone Can't Possibly Be This Cool, Every Morning I Wake Up to Find the Hua Gu Couple Showing Off Their Love, How to Conquer the World with Chuunibyou, and Single Dogs Should Never Set Foot in the Heartless Hall. P.S. This is a parody, so don't take it seriously. Please believe me when I say I love Hua Qian Gu. I wrote this just to soothe my heart after the original put me through so much torment. I only gave Xiao Gu a golden finger, and sometimes Xiao Gu will inexplicably pop into the story. On top of that, all the characters, both main and supporting, have completely different personalities. The general plot is still there, but not much of it. I'll gloss over the original plot whenever it has nothing to do with her master. I'm not sure whether this infringes on the original, but if it does, I'll delete it. After all, this is my first time writing fanfiction.