Why Cultivate Immortality? [Reborn]

First Life He Bi, a powerful cultivator of his sect, devoted himself wholeheartedly to the public good. Who could have guessed that when he failed to ascend, his sect would abandon him? Luckily, a kind passerby gathered his remains so he wouldn't be left to rot in the wilderness. He Bi: Heaven is unfair! Second Life Reborn, He Bi decided to become a selfish, wicked person. Who could have guessed that during his tribulation, his inner demon would seize the opportunity and kill him again? Luckily, a kind passerby gathered his remains so he wouldn't be left to rot in the wilderness. He Bi: Heaven is unfai... Huh? Why is it him again? Third Life Reborn once more, the now-proud He Bi declares: Cultivating to become an immortal? Forget that! This powerful cultivator is done with it. First, I need to find that passerby and repay his kindness! A Master He falls from the sky. The passerby, Yun Wei, declares: From today on, I have to diligently cultivate, get up early to train, level up, fight monsters, and fall in love with my master. So busy, so busy! He Bi, let's cultivate to immortality! He Bi: I'll break your legs! Author: The bloodshed caused by a name... P.S. Thanks to my dear Leng Yin for summarizing the blurb! Thanks to the anonymous friend who provided the cover! Come out and give me your ID already~ A cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside, proud master who is the bottom; a lazy, scheming disciple who is madly devoted to his master and is the top. Publication announcement: This novel will be published on March 9, 2016. The paid portion will be about 180,000 to 200,000 Chinese characters. A full subscription will cost around 6 yuan. There will be three updates tomorrow (the 9th), so please show your support~ I got bitten by a bug and had an allergic reaction and a mild fever... My eyes are still swollen... I'll post a chapter later... OTZ Some later bonus chapters include laying eggs, hatching them, and raising little creatures. This story borrows some names for cultivation levels from A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality. Namely: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul, Deification, Great Ascension, followed by the True Immortal and High God realms after surviving the tribulation. These won't be described in much detail. Just remember, the further along you get, the harder you hit people~ Surviving the tribulation is the threshold to becoming a half-step True Immortal, and it's the goal of many cultivators~ In other words... kindergarten (Qi Refining), elementary school (Foundation Establishment), middle school (Core Formation), high school (Nascent Soul), university (Deification), master's degree (Great Ascension), and PhD (Tribulation)! Anyway, this is a story with simple logic~ Don't get too hung up on the details~