[Ming-Tang] You Melonhead, How Dare You Frame My Tang Clan!

A cold, high-and-mighty Tang Sect Cannon Bro with a Sichuan accent x a seductive, talkative Mingjiao Cat Bro: "Hey, Cannon Bro, this kitty's got its eyes on your pecs and abs! Come back to Mingjiao and marry me!" "You idiot! You insult my Tang Sect and still dare to flirt with me? Take this Heart-Piercing Crossbow and get the hell out of here!" This is just a random idea... Don't take it too seriously or nitpick, thanks!