[Stony Christmas Fic] Why Don't You Just Go to Heaven?

So when Pepper arrived at the activity center, she saw the rather terrifying scene before her. "Uh... Jarvis?" "Jarvis is unavailable. This is Friday. How may I assist you?" "Can you tell me what Tony is doing?" "Based on behavioral analysis, my preliminary assessment is that the boss is rummaging through the trash." "...Rummaging through the trash with a delighted look on his face?" "Yes, Ms. Potts. Would you like me to notify the boss of your arrival?" "No, no, no, that's all right." Pepper hurriedly replied, casting a sympathetic glance at the person inside. "Remind me to take him to the hospital after the holidays." "Why are you still looking here?" Throw it away! "Amber eyes. They're beautiful." Hmm... keep it. "Good morning, sir." Good my ass. Throw it away. "The System you updated for me the day before yesterday is fantastic. It runs so fast. Thank you, sir." You're welcome. Throw it away. "Admit it, your brain can't keep up anymore." In your dreams. Toss it. "It's almost midnight. Your glass slipper is about to disappear~" Why don't you go fly into the sky? Throw it away. "Why are you still looking here?" Throw it away with all your might...