The Tree Spirit and the Sloth Spirit

Lin Sen sadly lay on the table next to Su Lan, looking at Su Lan's clean and lovely sleeping face. He must not like me. Lin Sen thought of the scene where the two people depended on each other in the rain forest. The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became, and he sighed. Why should such a beautiful thousand-year-old tree become a tree? Only when you become a mature person will you feel sad. Before you become a mature person, it was so wonderful. You can be satisfied with the sun on your head and the water under your feet. At this time, Su Lan's eyes suddenly opened and she said slowly and anxiously: I... Also... Like... You... Lin Sen was so dizzy by the sudden happiness that he couldn't believe it: Then why did you fall asleep when I confessed to you just now? Su Lan slowly raised her hands to cover her face: I... Just... Want to... Lie down... On the... Table... For a moment... In shame... Lin Sen:… Su Lan blushed: I didn't expect that I would fall asleep as soon as I lay down... Afraid that Su Lan would fall asleep again, Lin Sen immediately lifted Su Lan's chin, put her lips to his, rubbed them tenderly, and then pressed them hard. When you see humans on TV, they seem to be so affectionate. Su Lan's face turned even redder, and she wanted to hide her head in her arms: Oh... Ah... Lin Sen hurriedly stopped him: Don't lie down again, you will fall asleep as soon as you lie down. Su Lan smiled slowly, raised her hand and poked Lin Sen's face, and said: You... Ye... Zi... Is... Red... Lin Sen was silent for a moment and said: Honey, this is called face. 08 In order to have further contact with Su Lan, Lin Sen began to search for various small books and movies. Euphemistically called learning the structure of the human body. After he probably knew what was going on, Lin Sen hugged Su Lan under the covers and asked him to watch with him. Su Lan huddled in Lin Sen's arms, slowly covering her eyes with both hands, her fair little ears flushed red. Lin Sen's hands became unstable: Honey, let's try? Su Lan twisted a bit, looked down at her fingertips in embarrassment, and whispered: Okay... Lin Sen touched Su Lan in front of her. The little thing was very energetic. Lin Sen bit Su Lan's ear and laughed softly. He moved his hand up and down a few times. After five seconds of moving, Su Lan moaned softly. Yin, the whole body trembled, disarmed. Five seconds... Lin Sen vaguely recalled the introduction about sloth habits he had read in an animal encyclopedia before establishing a relationship with Su Lan—— Sloth jiāo. The matching speed is actually very fast, and the battle can be over in just five seconds. Think about it, if it's not fast, wouldn't it mean that at the speed of a sloth, you have to live for a whole day... Su Lan hummed softly: So... Comfortable... Ah... Lin Sen's hands were sticky and he clenched them in embarrassment. Su Lan reached out and held Lin Senbo very unrestrainedly but slowly. The hair is yù. Wang: I... Also... Help... You... With... Five seconds later, Su Lan's hands were lifted from the top to the bottom. After another five seconds, Su Lan raised her hand from the bottom to the top. Lin Sen almost turned into a pervert! But in order not to dampen his wife's enthusiasm for sex, Lin Sen endured it for twenty minutes. One round trip in ten seconds, twenty minutes, one hundred and twenty times. This is not the most embarrassing thing. The most embarrassing thing was that Su Lan fell asleep again while she was doing it! He threw Lin Sen aside cruelly! Lin Sen's eyes filled with tears, and he hugged his sleeping beauty decisively, helplessly trying to survive on his own. The author has something to say:_(: з∠)_ ☆03 09 xing. A disharmonious life is the enemy of intimate relationships. In order to alleviate this disharmony, Lin Sen began to observe Su Lan's daily routine. He found that Su Lan could basically sleep for twenty hours a day, and of the rest of the time, he spent three hours slowly enjoying food, and another hour slowly going to the toilet and taking a bath. The most consistent waking time was focused on eating and taking a bath, and he could stay awake for more than half an hour. However, no matter what, Su Lan didn't leave any time for sex! When Su Lan woke up that day, Lin Sen looked at him expectantly, wanting to see if he had any impression of the sex he had in the middle of the night last night. Even if it's a chūn, a dream or something, it's still a bit interactive. However, Su Lan just slowly rubbed her butt twice in thirty seconds and said: "Butt... Butt... Hurt... A little bit..." Lin Sen:… Su Lan soon felt relieved: It's okay... Let's... Eat... First... This is so fucking embarrassing! Lin Sen: You're fine, I'm fine. Su Lan slowly raised her head: Huh——? Lin Sen was anxious and blurted out: We have been together for so long, and we haven't had a good time yet. You always fall asleep. Su Lan slowly flattened her mouth and lowered her head: "Yes... No... I'm... Too... Lazy..." Lin Sen saw Su Lan's aggrieved look, and his previous stubbornness suddenly flew out of the sky. He quickly carried the little lazy egg to the dining table and put it on his knees. He took a chicken and coaxed him: "I like you too when you are lazy." Su Lan looked at the chicken leg pitifully, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva: You... Don't... Like... Me... Lin Sen kissed him hard on his sad little face: Really, I just like that you are lazy. When I was a tree, I liked to watch you hug me to sleep. The fluffy little sloth, snuggling up to itself with all its heart. The feeling of being trusted and relied on was like warm water flowing along the phloem sieve tubes, together with organic nutrients, through Lin Sen's body, giving this ancient tree that had practiced cultivation for thousands of years a heart. You are my heart... How could I not like you. Lin Sen buried his chin in Su Lan's soft hair and fed him chicken legs. Seeing that his little mouth was full of oil and his cheeks were moving slowly, Lin Sen sighed sadly and dotingly, thinking that if there is no harmony, there will be no harmony. When I was a tree, I didn't even have a penis. Now that I can use it, it's good. There are so many requirements.

01 Midnight. Lin Sen looked at the naked young man sleeping in his bed with hunger and thirst. He lifted the quilt and touched those two round buttocks very obscenely! The beautiful boy's name is Su Lan, and he is Lin Sen's boyfriend. Su Lan slept very deeply, and her beautiful eyebrows looked as beautiful as a painting under the warm yellow bedroom wall lamp. Lin Sen couldn't hold it anymore, so he turned over and pressed forward, holding the smooth and soft little thing in his arms, biting the other person's white little ear and said in a lustful and rough voice: I want to do it. You! Su Lan let out a series of cheerful little snores. Lin Sen: Wake up. Su Lan: Zzzzz… Lin Sen pressed the sleeping beauty in his arms and ate it inside and out. He could put it in any position he wanted, very casually, but he was lonely. Really lonely. Lin Sen gasped: Does it feel good, baby? Su Lan: Zzzzz… Lin Sen patted Su Lan and said, "Call me husband." Su Lan: Zzzzz… Lin Sen was extremely fast. Feeling relieved, I said: Well - I'm going, let's go together. Su Lan: Zzzzz… Lin Sen angrily flipped the table: Damn it, I want a divorce! Su Lan: Zzzzz… 02 Lin Sen carried Su Lan to the bathroom, cleaned him up, and then carried him back to bed. Then Lin Sen took a shower by himself. When she returned to the bedroom, Su Lan was still sleeping, face down, without even turning over. Lin Sen was afraid that his face would be bruised on the mat, so he helped him turn over. Su Lan: Zzzzz… Lin Sen was extremely sad and angry, and posted a message on a late-night emotional forum. ——What should I do if my wife sleeps twenty hours a day and is waiting online in a hurry? Let me ask you, my wife sleeps twenty hours a day, has three hours to eat leisurely, and one hour to take a leisurely shower, and she doesn't even leave time for me to have sex, what should I do? How! What! Manage! Floor 1: Hahahahahahahaha! Floor 2: Hahahahahahahahaha! Floor 3: Hahahahahahahahahaha! Floor 4: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Lin Sen: Excuse me? Is it so funny? Where's Mom's compassion? Floor 26: LZ, does your wife have narcolepsy? It is recommended to go to the hospital for examination. Floor 27 (LZ): Thank you for this friend, but he is not narcolepsy. He is very healthy and can sleep naturally. Floor 28: It must be narcolepsy. How can any healthy person sleep for so long every day? Is your wife a sloth? Floor 29: Hahahahahahahaha sloth! Floor 30: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sloth! Floor 31: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha sloth! Floor 32: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Lin Sen angrily threw his phone: My wife is a sloth! 03 In fact, Su Lan is really a sloth, to be precise, a sloth spirit. And Lin Sen is the thousand-year-old tree that Su Lan hugged every day before becoming a spirit. The two of them couldn't remember when they started getting tired of being together every day. In short, as long as they could remember, Su Lan had been lying on Lin Sen's body every day, and the two friends depended on each other in the rain forest. Su Lan was really lazy. She almost never went out of the tree. She would lie in the tree and sleep for twenty hours every day. When she woke up, she would be in a daze. Sleeping and waking are just the difference between eyes closed and eyes open. Lin Sen became a spirit earlier than Su Lan. He manipulated the vines to stuff his leaves into Su Lan's mouth every day, and Su Lan only had to chew them. Whenever a horned eagle wanted to eat Su Lan, Lin Sen would wave the tree vine paste in the face of the horned eagle. Su Lan lay on Lin Sen and lazily watched them fight. So Su Lan is a bit lazier than other sloths... Over time, a layer of moss grew on Su Lan's body. Lin Sen couldn't bear it and used a vine to dip water from a small puddle under the tree to comb Su Lan's hair. Su Lan lazily said: This... Is... My... Protection... Lust... Lin Sen was very domineering: It is enough for me to protect you, you don't need protective colors. Su Lan was shocked when she realized it: Hey... Ah! How... How... Can I... Speak...? Lin Sen was furious: Because you are about to become a sperm too! Su Lan slowly showed a smile: Ha... Ha... Ha... I... Am... So... Lazy... Can... Become... Smart... Lin Sen was so anxious when he heard what he said that he wanted to run the tree roots around the rainforest three times: I will save you the demon power every day, otherwise what do you think? Su Lan: I... Thought... That... I was... Smart... Smart... Lin Sen was so angry that he spit out a mouthful of old tree sap: It's too boring for me to become a spirit. Let's be companions and try what it's like to be human. Su Lan: Zzzzz… Lin Sen:…

This year, there was an unprecedented heavy rain in the rainforest. The rain continued for several days, and Su Lan fell into a deep sleep with her eyes closed. Lin Sen had no choice but to wrap Su Lan up with vines and cover her with a layer of leaves. It keeps you warm, keeps out the rain, and ensures it doesn't fall off the tree. Lin Sen sighed. Su Lan is so lazy, so lazy. If he hadn't taken care of him, he would have died a long time ago. After a few days, the rain stopped. Lin Sen lowered the crown of the tree, looked at the small thing attached to his branch, brushed the leaves away with the vines, and then loosened the layers of entangled vines. However, under the vines and fallen leaves, sleeping was a little white boy. 05 This young man has eyelashes as long as small fans, red and soft lips, and his body is extremely white. Lin Sen swallowed the sap and asked cautiously: Are you a Jīng? Boy: Zzzzz… Lin Sen couldn't bear it anymore, so he poked the young boy awake with a vine and asked: Are you a sloth? Su Lan stretched out slowly: Well... Lin Sen was delighted: Look at yourself! Su Lan slowly lowered her head and revealed a smile: My... God... Ah... I... Have become... Jīng... Lin Sen was speechless for a while and then changed into a human form. In his human form, he was taller and older than Su Lan, with a simple and handsome look on his face. Su Lan looked at him with a smile: OK... Look... Lin Sen also smiled. Su Lan walked over slowly and hugged Lin Sen. The two naked bodies were closely attached to each other. Lin Sen's face suddenly turned red, and a certain organ that had never happened before produced a strange reaction. Lin Sen: What are you doing to me? ? Su Lan: Hug... You... Sleep... Ah... After finishing speaking, Su Lan closed her eyes and fell asleep: Zzzzz... Lin Sen pushed Su Lan away a little and stared at his red and soft lips, dazed for a long time. Then, as if possessed by an evil spirit, Lin Sen awkwardly lowered his head, pressed his lips against it, and rubbed it. Su Lan: Zzzzz… Lin Sen: Ah ah ah ah what am I doing! Lin Sen hugged Su Lan and suddenly transformed into a thousand-year-old tree. The crowns of the ancient trees turned red, and the original emerald green leaves turned into warm red, like maples in late autumn.

As a thousand-year-old tree spirit, Lin Sen has a special skill—— He can use his demon power to freely control the time when plants grow and mature. At first, Lin Sen didn't know what use this skill would have in human society. Later, after being given some advice by a fox who had prospered in human society, Lin Sen opened a flower shop. There is no need to purchase any flowers in the store. Whatever flowers customers want will grow in minutes, and the flowers are big and beautiful. Lin Sen also used his demon power to create several beautiful new varieties, which were very cheating, and the flower shop's business was very good. Su Lan got tired of sleeping in the back bedroom, so she ran to the store to sleep. Sometimes when I open my eyes when I fall asleep, the surroundings are filled with large flowers, fragrant and fragrant. Lin Sen, on the other hand, always hides behind the brocade of flowers with a yù expression on his face. Once, when Su Lan woke up, the whole house was filled with red roses. Lin Sen said, "Hey, today is Valentine's Day." Su Lan slowly turned her head thirty degrees, put her nose to the rose, and took a deep breath: So... Fragrant... Ah... Qíng... Human... Festival... Is... What... What... Lin Sen was so anxious that he quickly rushed over: Valentine's Day is a festival for two people who like each other to spend together! Have you not read the information I prepared for you? End of this chapter Page 2 Su Lan slowly rubbed her eyes: I... One... Day... See... Ten... OK... Lin Sen was anxious: When will the five hundred pages be available? Su Lan slowly raised her hand and patted his shoulder three times in thirty seconds: "Don't... Be anxious... You... Monster... And... Won't... Grow... Old..." Lin Sen looked at that beautiful and cute face and smiled: OK, you are right. Su Lan: Well—— Lin Sen said seriously: Su Lan, let me tell you something. Su Lan: Huh-? Lin Sen took a deep breath and said simply and directly: I like you and I want to kiss you. Su Lan's cheeks slowly turned red, and then he slowly buried his face in his arms, lying on the table seemingly shyly, saying nothing. Lin Sen raised the corner of his lips, sat down next to him, and touched his leg with his leg: Well... Do you like me? Are we together? Su Lan: Zzzzz… Lin Sen:… All the roses in the store withered instantly.

I looked lonely. Every one is empty. The introduction is also empty

When I was a tree, I didn't even have a penis hahahahahahahahahaha

Low EQ: This article is so short High EQ: You are so tall

Just watched this from Douyin. It's empty. Fortunately, I am smart, Quark sees.

Lin Sen was so anxious when he heard what he said that he wanted to run the tree roots around the rainforest three times: I will save you the power of demons every day, otherwise what do you think? Su Lan: I... Thought... That... I was... Smart... Smart... Lin Sen was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of old tree sap: It's too boring for me to be a mature man. Let's be companions and try what it's like to be human. Su Lan: Zzzzz… Lin Sen:… 04 This year, there was an unprecedented heavy rain in the rainforest. It rained continuously for several days. Su Lan fell asleep with her eyes closed, so Lin Sen had no choice but to wrap Su Lan up with vines and cover her with a layer of leaves. It keeps you warm, keeps out the rain, and ensures you don't fall off the tree. Lin Sen sighed. Su Lan is really too lazy, too lazy. If he hadn't taken care of him, he would have died a long time ago. I don't know how many days later, the rain stopped. Lin Sen lowered the crown of the tree, looked at the small thing attached to his branch, brushed the leaves away with the vines, and then loosened the layers of entangled vines. However, under the vines and fallen leaves, sleeping was a little white boy. 05 This boy's eyelashes are as long as small fans, his lips are rosy and soft, and his body is extremely white. Lin Sen swallowed the sap and asked cautiously: Are you a Jīng? Boy: Zzzzz… Lin Sen couldn't bear it anymore, so he poked the young boy awake with a vine and asked: Are you a sloth? Su Lan stretched out slowly: Well... Lin Sen was delighted: Look at yourself! Su Lan slowly lowered her head and revealed a smile: My... God... Ah... I... Have become... Jīng... Lin Sen was speechless for a while and then changed into a human form. In his human form, he was taller and older than Su Lan, with a simple and handsome look on his face. Su Lan looked at him with a smile: OK... Look... Lin Sen also laughed. Su Lan walked over slowly and hugged Lin Sen. The two naked bodies were closely attached to each other. Lin Sen's face suddenly turned red, and a certain organ that had never been seen before produced a strange reaction. Lin Sen: You, why are you hugging me? ? Su Lan: Hug... You... Sleep... Ah... After finishing speaking, Su Lan closed her eyes and fell asleep: Zzzzz... Lin Sen pushed Su Lan away and stared at his red and soft lips, dazed for a long time. Then, as if possessed by an evil spirit, Lin Sen awkwardly lowered his head, pressed his lips against it, and rubbed it. Su Lan: Zzzzz… Lin Sen: Ah ah ah ah what am I doing! Lin Sen hugged Su Lan and transformed back into a thousand-year-old tree. The crowns of the ancient trees have turned red, and the original emerald green leaves have turned into warm red, like maples in late autumn. ☆02 06 As a thousand-year-old tree essence, Lin Sen has a special skill—— He can use his demon power to freely control the time when plants grow and mature. At first, Lin Sen didn't know what use this skill would have in human society. Later, after being given some advice by a vixen who had prospered in human society, Lin Sen opened a flower shop. There is no need to purchase any flowers in the store. Whatever flowers the customers want will grow in minutes, and the flowers are big and beautiful. Lin Sen also used his demon power to create several beautiful new varieties, which were very cheating, and the flower shop's business was very good. Su Lan got tired of sleeping in the back bedroom, so she ran to the store to sleep. Sometimes when I fall asleep and open my eyes, the surroundings are filled with large flowers, fragrant and fragrant. Lin Sen, on the other hand, always hides behind the brocade of flowers with a face that is hesitant to speak. Once, when Su Lan woke up, the whole room was filled with red roses. Lin Sen said, "Hey, today is Valentine's Day." Su Lan slowly turned her head thirty degrees, put her nose to the rose, and took a deep breath: So... Fragrant... Ah... Love... Human... Festival... Is... What... What... Lin Sen was so anxious that he quickly passed by: Valentine's Day is a festival for two people who like each other to spend together! Have you not read the information I prepared for you? Su Lan rubbed her eyes slowly: I... I... Will... See... Ten... OK... In one... Day... Lin Sen was anxious: When will the five hundred pages be read? Su Lan slowly raised her hand and patted his shoulder three times in thirty seconds: "Don't... Be anxious... You... Monster... And... Won't... Grow... Old..." (Why can't this article be posted?! Wrongful Baba. Jpg)

Notes for writing articles: Don't write about humans and animals. Xiao Jiang will block it, but sloths and former tree people, right? It's a human beast, right?