Second-in-Command, Your Wife Is Here

"What a coincidence, what a coincidence, Lin Cangluo! You wouldn't happen to be related to Lin Xiangru, would you?" "What, are you related to Lian Po?" "No. I heard that one of my ancestors was Lin Xiangru's son-in-law!" "Lin Xiangru had a daughter?" "..." "Lin Cangluo, are you short on water in your Five Elements? Aren't you afraid you'll choke if you have too much water?" "Aren't you afraid you'll burn to death from being short on fire in your Five Elements?" "..." "Lin Cangluo..." "Did my name offend you or something?" "No." "Then what exactly are you trying to do?" "Um, would you be interested in moonlighting as the second-in-command's wife at our Blackwind Stronghold?" When a refined young lady meets a shameless, cutesy second-in-command, it seems there's no reasoning with him... What's the point of having dignity? You don't need it to win a wife's heart... Premise: