The Nation’s CP (Entertainment Industry)

A friendly warning from this lousy author, whispered under my breath: this is a hilarious story about someone who keeps calling another man "brother" while overflowing with boyfriend energy and showering him with affection. They shamelessly and without restraint flaunt their love in front of the public, tormenting single people in every way imaginable. The onlookers love every minute of it, cheer wildly, and shout, "Get together already!" Anyone jumping into this pit should bring coarse salt, strong tea, and sugar-free gum, lest all that sweetness rot your teeth. Rising idol star Xin Ran is riding high when he crosses paths with Shen Su, a Hong Kong-Taiwanese star who has switched to mainland productions and has a similar range. Through a twist of fate, they end up in the same costume-drama cast. Carefree Xin Ran and meticulous Shen Su start off unable to stand each other. But as they get to know one another, they discover they not only have similar acting styles, but similar life experiences, too. They go from wariness to admiration, and then, through a mutual understanding, become good friends. What they never expected was for the drama to become a huge hit and for them to gradually become the firm-favorite "CP" of countless viewers. And so this "CP" stayed together for years, as the two grew from promising newcomers into hugely popular stars. But Xin Ran is near tears. Damn it, I'm a straight man, a straight man! I can't handle this whole CP thing! I want to break up the "CP"! Break it up! Shen Su raises an eyebrow. What, break up the CP? Shouldn't we be reversing the pairing instead? The lousy author shrugs. Su, even though I'm a real-deal doting author, this one's a little difficult... The important things must be said three times: Xin-Shen CP, two award-winning actors, monogamous, seme, seme, seme! Energetic younger puppy seme x cool, handsome, tsundere uke. But later on, as soon as the CP gets together, their characterizations fall apart... Weibo: Yetu Kuzhu-Jinjiang. Make sure to find me by looking for the matching avatar in my profile. My new historical BL novel, Raising the Tyrant Cat App, is now available. Please give it your support. The Rabbit's crime-investigation novels: Side-Profile Expert 1: Crime Scene: Younger seme, mutually doting couple. They fall in love while solving cases together. An adorable student and a sharp-tongued professor, also known as the everyday flirtations of a scheming, masochistic, pretty little white flower seme working his way through college and a sadistic, abstinent professor uke who makes the world tremble. Side-Profile Expert 2: Criminal Investigation Team: Younger seme, mutually doting couple. They fall in love while solving cases together. A criminal police captain vs. a criminal psychology expert. The grown-up police-dog seme is quick-witted, formidable, and occasionally a goof, while the uke is a cool, tsundere, abstinent ragdoll cat who makes the world tremble. Their everyday flirtations are irresistible. Side-Profile Expert 3: The Abyss Returns: Younger seme, mutually doting couple. They fall in love while solving cases together. An international police officer vs. a criminal psychology expert. The grown-up police-dog seme is quick-witted, formidable, and occasionally a goof, while the uke is a cool, tsundere, abstinent ragdoll cat who makes the world tremble. Their everyday flirtations are irresistible. Want to Sue? If You Lose, We Get Married!: Younger seme, mutually doting couple, both lawyers. They fall in love while fighting cases. A passionate, upright, all-around legal prodigy seme vs. a cool, tsundere genius lawyer uke who plays by no one's rules. Their everyday flirtations are irresistible... The Rabbit's entertainment-industry novels: After the Movie Star Turns Into a Coffee Machine: Seme-led, mutually doting couple. A witty, eccentric, and cunning movie star, born under a lucky star, as the seme vs. a beautiful, tsundere top-tier star who pretends to be harmless while hiding his true nature as the uke. The Stand-In Top-Tier Star Is Spoiled by a Powerful Family: A clichéd tale of unexpected true love. Younger seme spoils the uke; a fluffy, brainless, sweet romance. A domineering CEO seme who slaps down his enemies, steamrolls all opposition, and rides the waves vs. a beautiful, proud, aloof top-tier star, a fallen young master. Raising the Tyrant Cat App: Younger seme spoils the uke; a fluffy, brainless, sweet romance. A resourceful, accomplished young master from a prominent family as the seme vs. a cool, sweet, adorable, role-playing tyrant of the future as the uke. Theme: