Transmigrating again would be bad enough, but of all places, I ended up in the Naruto world, where I might get stabbed by some inexplicably flying kunai just walking down the street. And to top it off, I was adopted by the Fourth Hokage. Those two show off their affection in front of me every single day. How is a single dog like me supposed to cope? Still, my life is pretty comfortable: I learn ninjutsu, flirt with handsome guys, and all that. Until that day...
Honestly, I just wanted to be a quiet little freeloader...