The Bandit Major General in the Interstellar Future

They all say transmigrating is great: you can master poetry, lyrics, songs, and prose all at once; They all say transmigrating is wonderful: with a stroke of your pen, you can command the court and the world. But when you get right down to it, they're talking about how great it is for other people!! Xia Yufan feels like she's taken a thousand points of damage. Transmigrating to the future would have been bad enough, but she has also become a penniless, miserable person whom everyone abandons and despises. She has no special abilities, can't give birth to little buns (not that kind of thing), and has neither status nor connections. How is she supposed to make it in this world? In this future world, she's decided to fight back! "Sir, your brow looks dark. Within the next few days, you'll surely suffer a bloody disaster. If you want to avert this calamity..." "Madam, this is a high-quality replica of a Qing dynasty palace robe. You deserve to own it!" "..." Just when she'd finally managed to earn a little money, she ran into a robber? And this robber won't leave her house. He eats her food, drinks her water, and in the end even wants to "elope" with her!!! The author's [Column] and [New Story Seeking Advance Reservations] [Reader's Guide] 1. Happy ending, one-on-one romance, a warm little story with a golden finger. 2. This story is entirely fictional. Please don't scrutinize it for accuracy. No ranking checks, please! 3. The author is reliable and will absolutely not abandon this story! 4. Updates: 10 p.m. Other times mean the author is catching typos. 5. Please show your love by adding it to your favorites. If you have any suggestions, leave a comment. ☆ Visit the author's column and add it to your favorites to support the author ☆ ☆ New story by Yizui, seeking advance reservations ☆ "First Love Turns into a Disaster" [Synopsis] Duan Yifei: If my first love is gone, there's still a second, a third... eighty-one loves in all. Shishu: No need for eighty-one loves. I'll just tear your first love apart with my bare hands. → Leave your first love behind and make a grand debut with your son! The author's ongoing stories. Come take a look! Core theme: