Blurb: She is the youngest helmsman in the Beggars' Sect, and he is an inept Taoist priest from Spring Breeze Abbey. The first time they meet, she's begging beneath the city wall while he's setting up a fortune-telling stall in a corner. The second time they meet, she's begging outside a teahouse while he's setting up his fortune-telling stall outside the teahouse. The third time they meet, she's begging in front of Master Zhang's home while he's setting up his fortune-telling stall in front of Master Zhang's home. She demands angrily, "Priest, are you trying to pick a fight with me, the helmsman?" He gives her a crooked smile. "It's a small business. Healthy competition." And then... (This word is more comical than "once upon a time"!) Much later, she threatens him with her dog-beating staff: "I have a hundred ways to make you infamous throughout the martial world!" He lifts the corner of his mouth, and then she's pinned against a wall by a certain Taoist priest. A kabedon! This is a lively, hilarious story, not a proper martial-world tale, just a light romance set against a martial-world backdrop, hehe... Lovely readers, just enjoy it for fun and don't take it too seriously.