Literary version: I thought death was the end of everything, but instead I found myself caught in one seemingly detached situation after another. After experiencing both prosperity and desolation, she returned to where it all began...
Normal version: This is the story of a heroine tricked by an underworld employee into doing missions.
Unhinged version: I was wrong, I really was wrong. If I hadn't done so many bad things, I wouldn't have gone to hell. If I hadn't gone to hell, I wouldn't have met those two deranged freaks. If I got one more chance, I'd definitely be a good person!