Sheng, Can We Not Be Sad? 3

A thousand hardships for Qian and Xun, one person for a lifetime, together forever. [For health reasons, updates will be slow. Thank you for your understanding.] [Sina Weibo: http://weibo.com/lexiaomi001] [Official Weibo of the Liang Sheng radio drama cast: http://weibo.com/lsradio] [Cheng Tianyou] 1, … When I was seventeen, Titanic came out. Jack said to Rose, “You jump. I jump.” Ning Xin asked me then, “If I jumped, would you jump too?” I said no. I thought I never would. Only now do I realize it was simply because she wasn't the right person. It turns out the best translation of “You jump. I jump” is “I'll follow you, in life and death.” 2, You have a thousand good qualities, but you're not what I want. 3, Jiang Sheng, this time, you were the one who provoked me! 4, He took seventeen years to make you fall in love with him. Then I'll spend seventy years helping you forget him. … By then, we'll both be old. All the troubles will no longer matter. I'll be ninety-nine, and you'll be ninety-one. I'll have dementia, and your hair will have turned white long ago. You can smugly tell our little grandson, “Look, your grandpa, that silly old man, chased after me his whole life… But your grandma's heart has always hidden someone else…” I won't hold it against you, old woman. Because I'm the one who spent your whole life by your side. But I'll be jealous, wife. Even though we're both old and senile, and I can't tell whether you're my mother or my aunt. I'll go relieve myself wherever I please with our little grandson, just to make you worry and get mad. Or I'll have our little grandson push me in my wheelchair to challenge that old man Liang next door, who's ninety-three and still hasn't given up on you. If his old woman helps him beat me up, then you have to come save me too, old woman. 5, Move this meeting to Indonesia. You know what to do. I don't want to see him again. 6, I'm not your prop to play a scene with! You used me tonight to make him give up on you, so I'll make him give up for good! 7, Whoever leaked these photos can swallow them whole! 8, I don't want a memory. I want a lifetime. Do you understand what “a lifetime” means? Do I have to teach you how to spell it? 9, Jiang Sheng, Tian'en's injury wasn't an accident. I was the one who ruined his legs… [Liang Sheng] 1, Jiang Sheng, from now on, no one will ever be able to separate us again. 2, From the time we were little until now, when have I ever refused you anything? You wanted to be with him. I let you have that, too. 3, If you like it, I'll keep making it for you. 4, One day, I suddenly realized I couldn't give her a home. Do you know what that feels like? 5, Is your heart with him? 6, In this world, nothing matters more to me than making you happy. 7, How about we grow a garden of ginger lilies, then grow old together? 8, Jiang Sheng, I'm not as indifferent as you think! I'm not as strong as you think, either! I'm not as unruffled and composed as you think! I love you! 9, I should love this child so much. I'm his uncle. But I want so badly to love him as his father… Or maybe I should be so jealous of his father, who took away the person I've cherished like my own life. But I don't dare let myself feel any of these things. Because some kinds of love are forbidden, cursed by blood. 10, There's a city beneath Qiandao Lake, and in my heart there's a girl named Jiang Sheng. 11, I promised to make you breakfast for the rest of our lives. Not a single meal can be missed. 12, It turns out that loving you doesn't just mean running away. It also means letting you go. What a desolate joke. [Bei Xiaowu] 1, Xiao Jiu, I miss you. 2, So what if you're a drug addict? I'll go through it with you! I'm willing to let you wreck my heart! Why would I hold back my life? Xiao Jiu, you damn little temptress! 3, Babao, what exactly are you trying to pull? 4, If you think you're not good enough for me, I'll go be a gigolo for two years, then come back and be good enough for you! Special merchandise, just for Xiao Jiu. Want me? 5, Xiao Jiu, once we're both clean, I'll buy you a big house. I'll put you inside and worship you like Guanyin. For the rest of my life! 6, Damn it! I used to be one hell of a stylish, artsy young man. Wherever I went, girls would look at me with stars in their eyes. And now you, Xiao Jiu, have turned me into a miserable lovesick fool! Do you think I like those cheesy romance dramas? 7, Xiao Jiu… Get clean… Find… a good man, have lots… of good children… I can't… stay with you anymore… 8, Look at this woman! She's your sister! She's also the woman who's loved you for seventeen years! She gave up her own child for you! And here you are, marrying your pretty bride with all the pomp and fanfare, while Jiang Sheng is heartbroken all by herself! Damn it. You idiots have even turned me into a poet! 9, Xiao Jiu, you heartless woman! I want you to treat me like this, damn it!