Bai Jing is a lowly martial arts stunt double. His daily routine consists of beating people up, getting beaten up, and serving as a punching bag. By a twist of fate, he stumbles into the entertainment industry, but all he wants is to quietly play a bit part and earn some tips to fill his stomach. Then one day, he runs into an inexplicably chubby guy.
Chubby Mu: "Xiao Bai, Xiao Bai, I'll make you a movie emperor!"
Bai Jing: "Not interested!"
Chubby Mu: "Xiao Bai, Xiao Bai, how about I kiss you once for every ten pounds I lose?"
Bai Jing: "Absolutely not!"
The quiet, pretty boy is never at peace again. Suddenly, everyone around him seems a little bewitched.
Director: "Oh my god, Bai Jing! That role as the flower thief was incredible! You played him so sleazily, it was like you'd experienced it yourself. Fantastic!"
Bai Jing's inner thoughts: Well, I did experience it myself...
Producer: "Oh, Bai Jing, my precious darling! You can't quit the role! I have eighty-year-old parents to support and a puppy that hasn't been weaned yet. If you leave, President Mu will make me cut off my own manhood! Cut it off! Off!!"
Bai Jing: "..."
Fan: "Ohhh~~~ Oh my gosh! I know every line you've ever said by heart! Every look you give makes me lose control of myself!!"
Bai Jing: "...Miss, I'm only the little eunuch who helps the Crown Prince down from his sedan chair in the entire drama. I don't have a single line..."
Bai Jing just can't understand why a big, domineering CEO like him would fall for a rough, burly guy like me!
Chubby Mu: "Xiao Bai, Xiao Bai, I think I've gotten even more handsome lately!"
Bai Jing: "...Why don't you just ascend to heaven already! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻"
A friendly warning for readers:
1. This is a story of rebirth spanning past and present lives. In the ancient era, the top is an emperor and the bottom is a general; in the modern era, the top is a patron in the entertainment industry and the bottom is a celebrity. They're both strong characters in either era.
2. The top starts out chubby, but later becomes a swoon-worthy godlike man. Please have a little patience with every little dieting dumpling~
3. Updates every night at 7:00, with occasional double updates as a treat. Updates are basically daily, so feel free to jump in~ Mwah!
VIP announcement: This novel will officially enter VIP status on January 5. There will be a 10,000-character update that day. Xiao Xiao will bow three times with Chubby Mu and Xiao Bai Bai to thank everyone, and hopes you'll support the official release~ Mwah!
Theme:
While waiting for the update, I read the old article again. Look at it.
Throw flowers! Nice! Like it!
Great writing and story!
Stayed up late to read it, ?(? ? ??)?
Read it in one sitting! Really well written. Thank you~~
I saw the link from Renzaijianghupiao, and I heard about abuse ~ I'm still a little afraid to start, so I'll leave a comment first.
It's over... Oh no, it's been a long time since it was finished (
I don't know why, I didn't look for it deliberately, but the articles I read recently are all in this kind of strange style of painting that contains humor... Is it a physical problem? It must be because I am too serious and opposites attract_(:3∠)_
The overall impression is that the main plot has a larger proportion, and the emotional aspect is more like describing it naturally and shaking off the baggage little by little. So compared to some... Uh, more orthodox Su Shuang dog abuse stories, the purity of the sweetness may not be as good, but I think it is also very comfortable to eat on a daily basis.
In fact, I didn't have any special feelings about the so-called abuse in the first nine chapters, but when Mr. Mu discovered that Dabai had recovered his memory and pushed in the door, I really felt a faint feeling in my eyes...
Hmm...
... Then, then...
Stop talking! Still saying that, return my emotion (╯^_^)╯┻━┻!
Wow wow wow, it's so good, I want to have 100,000 additional QAQs
I love this kind of mutual petting article!
It's so nice to watch, I just love this kind of love-loving text! ~(≧▽≦)/~Why is there no extra story? Have you ever enjoyed watching it?
While waiting for the update, I read the old article again. Look at it.
Throw flowers! Nice! Like it!
Great writing and story!
Stayed up late to read it, ?(? ? ??)?
Read it in one sitting! Really well written. Thank you~~
I saw the link from Renzaijianghupiao, and I heard about abuse ~ I'm still a little afraid to start, so I'll leave a comment first.
It's over... Oh no, it's been a long time since it was finished ( I don't know why, I didn't look for it deliberately, but the articles I read recently are all in this kind of strange style of painting that contains humor... Is it a physical problem? It must be because I am too serious and opposites attract_(:3∠)_ The overall impression is that the main plot has a larger proportion, and the emotional aspect is more like describing it naturally and shaking off the baggage little by little. So compared to some... Uh, more orthodox Su Shuang dog abuse stories, the purity of the sweetness may not be as good, but I think it is also very comfortable to eat on a daily basis. In fact, I didn't have any special feelings about the so-called abuse in the first nine chapters, but when Mr. Mu discovered that Dabai had recovered his memory and pushed in the door, I really felt a faint feeling in my eyes... Hmm... ... Then, then... Stop talking! Still saying that, return my emotion (╯^_^)╯┻━┻!
Wow wow wow, it's so good, I want to have 100,000 additional QAQs
I love this kind of mutual petting article!
It's so nice to watch, I just love this kind of love-loving text! ~(≧▽≦)/~Why is there no extra story? Have you ever enjoyed watching it?