When the Pillars Madara and Hashirama from the Tsukuyomi World Travel to the Fourth Great Ninja War

When the Hashirama and Madara from the Tsukuyomi world end up on the Fourth Shinobi World War battlefield... Tsukuyomi Madara (angry): Hashirama, how dare you treat me like that! Tsukuyomi Hashirama (straight-faced for one second, then turning lovestruck): Madara, that wasn't me! I would never treat you like that! Come here for a smooch~ Tsukuyomi Madara (blushing): Fine, smooch~ Canon Madara (face shattered... PS: Reanimated faces really can shatter...): Damn! What the hell are you two doing? Canon Hashirama and Madara (longingly): Ah~ I want a loving kiss from Madara too~ Why isn't my Madara this honest about his feelings~ Of course, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with you, Madara! You're absolutely the best! You have to believe me, Madara!!! The Allied Shinobi Forces, who've already heard Naruto's lovestruck confession in his heart: Whatever, we're used to it... Anyway, the Fourth War and all that... Heh... Naruto (eagerly): The ancestors really are on another level~ Sasuke-kun-kun-kun~ We could also... Sasuke (unable to look): Shut up, dead-last! Obito (gritting his teeth): You old bastards... Hey! Stop showing off your love and remember what we're supposed to be doing! Kakashi (smiling faintly): Now, now~ Don't get so worked up, Obito. This isn't so bad, is it? And so, this is the story of an OOC Hashirama and Madara barging into the canon world and wrecking it in the process... HashiMada; KakaObi; NaruSasu. The pairings cannot be split up or reversed~ I'm committed to the Uchiha: unless they're paired with one another, the whole clan is always on the receiving end, no explanation needed! Updates whenever... PS: Do pester me to write, or this one's liable to get lazy...