The Great Detective, Reincarnated as a God

New works available for advance follow: Using Heroic Spirit Cards to Get Ahead in the Workplace of a Reversed World and [Western Crossover] The Whole Universe Wants to Trick Me into Using a Time Cheat. Blurbs below. Igarashi Yuka was a god born from the abyss, but was given the name Gaia and became the goddess of the earth. But for various reasons, something went wrong with her reincarnation. The good news: she still got to become a Saint of Athena, and even the first-generation Sagittarius. The bad news: she had completely forgotten who she was before reincarnating, and her superior had also lost his memories, so he couldn't remind her. So she, or perhaps he, now amnesiac, stood at a street corner holding a new identity card. [The Sherlock Holmes of the Heisei era, but shrunk down, and targeted by the Black Organization.] The famous detective died, then returned as the investigator Colette. There wasn't really anything wrong with that. After all, an investigator's work was pretty similar to a detective's, with only a tiny difference or two. Until one day, they watched the famous detective of the Heisei era smash the ground with one punch, while the culprit trembled nearby. Everyone: "..." At first, everyone thought she was at most as strong as that high school girl's karate. Heiji even remarked with some admiration, "No wonder she's been missing for so long. She went off to learn how to protect herself." The others agreed wholeheartedly, except for one chubby police officer. After everyone had left, the officer muttered, "Since when can a karate champion's fighting ability compare to people from the Sanctuary?" As the Black Organization swept in, the detectives without combat abilities fled with their hands over their heads. Even those who could put up a fight began to tire as the criminals kept coming. They watched the investigator, some distance away, take on dozens of opponents at once. The fallen lay all around him. He brushed nonexistent dust off his hands and said with a smile, "What did you expect, challenging a god when you don't know your limits?" Curse users/mafia members/fallen warriors: "You never told us you were a god!" Colette tilted her head, her smile unchanged. "You never asked." After regaining her memories, the goddess watched what the famous detective had done as a little kid and wished she could erase every last one of her memories. Question: What's it like to be a famous detective? Gaia: Thanks for asking! Now it just feels like a dark chapter in my past! New work available for advance follow 1: Using Heroic Spirit Cards to Get Ahead in the Workplace of a Reversed World Blurb: "The Port Mafia armory explosion has shaken the underworld..." [That never happened.] "Then the executive Dazai..." [Dazai Osamu is the Boss, and your adoptive father in name. Oda Sakunosuke is opposed to your father.] "Why are you calling him Oda Sakunosuke too? You really have been infected by the virus!" [That isn't true.] "This isn't the Slime* production crew, and you aren't the Great* One. Don't use that tone!" [Oh.] The boy, who had been wearing a bored expression, finally couldn't take it anymore as he looked at the character profile given to him by a certain will. "What do you mean I can't meet Oda Sakunosuke until ten years from now? What about ten years ago?" [Ten years ago, you were raised by the police academy group.] The boy, Elaine, asked, "What does that mean? Are you saying I have to feed myself poison in a few years, like Kudo Shinichi, turn into an elementary school student, pretend to have amnesia, and get picked up by Oda Sakunosuke?" [I told you, it's Dazai... Forget it. You don't have to take the drug in the first year of Detective Conan.] Just as the boy breathed a sigh of relief, the World Will slowly added, [You will be drugged by someone and turned into a child, just like him.] Elaine: "…" Thinking it was just his character profile that had changed, Elaine carried on with his usual routine. He ran the Beika Town Whimsical House, taking requests on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday; worked himself to the bone at different workplaces on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday; and looked after his foster parents, who disappeared from time to time, on Sundays. Matsuda: "Taking on so much at such a young age. You must have it rough." Hagiwara: "I think you have a lot to answer for, Matsuda!" Furuya: "Elaine's cooking is really good. It's on par with Kei's." Hiromitsu: "No, I think he's already surpassed me." Elaine stood there thinking for a long time, then tapped the System that had him working part-time all day. "If I remember correctly, you said I was raised by the police academy group?" [Yes.] "But in reality, aren't I the one raising them?" [...] "Is there something else you're hiding from me?" [This is a Detective Conan world. Many people's identities and personalities may be reversed, except for the protagonist's.] Elaine asked tentatively, "For example?" [Undercover agent in the police force, Gin.] "..." Fine. The cards are useful and the Heroic Spirits are reliable, so I can keep working myself to the bone without any trouble. Bodyguards/chefs/undercover agents/detectives: Please, stop using your powers and give us a chance to live! New work available for advance follow 2: [Western Crossover] The Whole Universe Wants to Trick Me into Using a Time Cheat Blurb: [Your time bank account is overdrawn.] When the 99th world turned to stardust in the hands of the Witch of Time, the System finally bound itself to the most unmotivated Host in history. "Reversing time is a useless ability to begin with. Now you want me to use it, but I have to use something else as energy to activate it? Otherwise you'll deduct it from my performance review? Then just deduct it all." The boy pulled his magic robe over his face. "I never wanted to be bound to you in the first place." The sharp-tongued System flashed red and charged at the back of his head. "Our recommendation is that you lie flat. Friendly reminder: Gotham's richest man just mortgaged the Batcave, the Land of Light pawned its life-preservation technology, and Avengers Tower is up for sale. They all want to exchange for your time-reversal tickets." In an instant, projections of countless universes burst open across the sky screen. At Wayne Manor in Gotham, a man stood before the Batcave. "If they can be brought back to life..." In Stark Tower, a man in armor watched the reactor glow. "Let's retest the possibility of operating a time machine." An Ultra Sign came from the M78 Nebula: "Let us discuss the possibility of reversing time together." "Wasn't the plan to lie flat? They're trying to use me as a human time machine!" Thesis: Some bonds cannot be severed, not even by death.