Reworked version:
Also known as "The whole building is gay"
Also known as "The Gay Brigade Led by Qingming"
Also known as: "Bai Suli's Road to Raising Children"
Also known as: "Bai Bodhidharma's Love Practice Manual"
(The first two are aliases for short stories, the last two are aliases for main text)
In short, just one sentence: roll up your sleeves and do it!
I am the copywriter of Zheng (waste) classic (chai):
As the only Bai Bodhidharma in the Yin Yang House who became a spirit, Bai Suli said that life in the house was very miserable.
Why?
Please see the following screen:
Then, little Prajna, what are you doing? Etc! Isn't this red Bodhidharma from the barrier? How did you get him out? What! ! Did the little demon fox give you something to eat? Don't eat, don't eat! Why! ! Let him go!
No, little mountain rabbit, what are you doing? What? Prepare a gift for Po Meng? Of course you can prepare gifts, but... What do you mean by tying me with a bow!
"Also, Demon Fox, you little bastard, shouldn't you stay in the barrier?" Why did you run out? He even dared to use the red Bodhidharma in the barrier as rations to trick Little Prajna into eating! See if I don't beat you up!
Crying... Little Vampire, you are still the best. What what? ! You said you... Accidentally bit the nine-life cat in the next door room?
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Regarding the above phenomenon, Bai Suli couldn't bear it and rolled his eyes, his inner OS: Hahaha.
I told Qingming to summon more Bodhidharma to take care of the cubs, but I didn't listen!
Have a look! Is this a rhythm that will exhaust you to death?
Sorry to protest? Invalid, play? Dismiss...
Hey~ I may not be able to survive this day! He was originally a pitiful single dog, but now he should die alone!
Later, his father sent him a black Bodhidharma, saying that he could play with it and develop it.
Bai Suli looked at the black dumplings that were a few circles smaller than him, and said in his heart: Hehehehe.
Instructions for consumption:
1. It starts with a short story, and after the short story is the main text.
But... The short story has nothing to do with the main text! It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter! Say important things three times!
2. White Bodhidharma (receiving) x Black Bodhidharma (attacking)
Complain about the crazy monsters and the natural all-black year attack
Not surprisingly, it's a trap.
3. Please pay attention! There will be many secondary CPs and hidden CPs in this article! If there are people who don't like food, thoughts and speech, please hold back!
4. Let me insert another advertisement by the way.
New article is pushing one:
A weak and arrogant young man dressed as a sick girl VS loves games. Although he looks like a loser, he has a very high IQ and loves to complain.
PS: Still attacking every year!
The new article is pushing the second one:
A small building, a business.
The story of a cheongsam girl and her pavilion traveling through time and collecting items.