As one of the few in this world with the purest human bloodline, Gu Weihuan might be able to innovate civilization, rule the world, build a harem, and be surrounded by three thousand beauties all day long. Gu Weihuan said that although he was very powerful and rare, he only wanted to live a small life on Zhiling Mountain where he could cultivate fields, raise flowers, tease the immortals, and be free until his balls ached.
But he met Tang Sancai, who was not only an idiot to the extreme but also extremely arrogant.
Tang Sancai, who has the strongest monster bloodline and is very likely to become the future king of the Kingdom of Divine Flame, can only occasionally look like an eight-year-old child, and most of the time appears as a pheasant. Tang Sancai said that although he is currently weak, it is all because he has not grown up yet! Tang Sancai has always believed that when he enters adulthood, he will be stronger and more beautiful than any monster!
However, he met Gu Weihuan, a stupid human being who not only had cheap hands and a stupid mouth, but also disliked his beautiful nine-color tail feathers.
I heard that daily life on Zhiling Mountain is like this.
Gu Weihuan was holding the empty can and was furious: Damn it! Damn kid, get here! You bastard stole the elixir I made again!
Pheasant-looking Tang Sancai: It's your honor for me to eat your elixir! Besides! Old man, try calling me a kid again!
Gu Weihuan grabbed Tang Sancai's nine-tail feather.
"Old man! How dare you treat my uncle's tail like this! See if I don't spit fire and burn you to death!"
Gu Weihuan's face was paralyzed: ... Oh.
Their daily routine after being forced to leave Zhiling Mountain was as follows:
When Tang Sancai saw Gu Weihuan who was about to be caught by the evil demon and didn't know the danger, he immediately became furious: "Old man, why don't you come here quickly! Didn't you see that guy wants to eat you! I am protecting you!"
Gu Weihuan looked back and trembled in fright: "Fuck!"
Then, moving faster than his brain, he used a fire technique to instantly burn the evil demon into ashes.
Tang Sancai: ...(Fuck! You didn't follow the script! The promised hero saved the beauty!)
Gu Weihuan's face was paralyzed: ... Well
Instructions for consumption:
1. Bl article, Qiangqiang, 1VS1
In the early stage, she is arrogant and arrogant, and in the later stage, she is a nigger and an aggressive person. She looks like she has a paralyzed face, but in fact, she is a bitch and complains.
The two little ones are not low in IQ, but they are not as simple as they seem on the surface.
2. The background is Classic of Mountains and Seas.
Golden finger, easy and refreshing writing.
3. Little matches who like this article, please don't dive~Collect comments and throw gifts and other things at the beautiful lady~