A Hundred Ways to Hook Up in the Onmyoji Bureau

Revised Edition: Also known as All the Dorm's Here for a Good Time Also known as The Bromance Brigade Led by Seimei Also known as Bai Suli's Child-Rearing Journey Also known as The White Daruma's Guide to Romance (The first two are alternate titles for the short story, and the last two are alternate titles for the main story.) In short: roll up your sleeves and get it on! My completely serious (good-for-nothing) blurb: As the only White Daruma in the Onmyoji Bureau to have gained sentience, Bai Suli thinks life at the bureau is a real headache. Why? Just look at this: Hey, Little Banshee, what are you doing? Wait! Isn't that Red Daruma supposed to be inside the barrier? How did you get him out? What?! Little Yao Fox gave him to you to eat? Don't eat him, don't eat him! Hey! Let him go! No, Little Yama Usagi, what are you doing now? What? A present for Granny Meng? Presents are fine, of course, but... what do you mean by tying a bow around me? And you, Little Yao Fox, you little rascal! Weren't you supposed to be inside the barrier? How did you get out? You even tricked Little Banshee into eating a Red Daruma from inside the barrier by passing him off as food! I'll beat you to a pulp! Waaah... at least you're the good one, Little Vampiric Princess. What?! You say you... accidentally bit the Nine-Tailed Cat from the neighboring bureau? Faced with all this, Bai Suli rolled his eyes in exasperation. His inner monologue: Heh. I told Seimei to summon more Daruma to help look after the little ones, but he wouldn't listen! Look at this! Is he trying to work me to death? But protesting? Useless. Submitting a request? Rejected... Sigh... I don't know how much longer I can live like this! I was already a pitiful single dog, and now I'm going to die alone! Later, Dad sent him a Black Daruma, saying he could raise it. Bai Suli looked at the little black ball, a few sizes smaller than himself. His inner monologue: Heheheheh. Reader's Notes: 1. The story starts with a short piece, followed by the main story. But... the short piece and the main story are unrelated! Unrelated! Unrelated! Important things must be said three times! 2. White Daruma (bottom) x Black Daruma (top) A snarky, bewitching bottom and a naturally sweet, all-black younger top This will probably be a work in progress. 3. Please note! There will be lots of side pairings and secret pairings in this story! If you don't like them and want to complain, please hold it in! 4. And now for a quick ad. New story recommendation 1: A sickly, cross-dressing boy who is arrogant and imperious as the top vs. a game-loving bottom who seems like a good-for-nothing but is actually highly intelligent and loves to tease P.S. The top is still younger! New story recommendation 2: A little house and a commission. The story of a girl in a qipao and her Guanhé Hall, transmigrating through time and collecting objects.