My Best Friend Always Thinks He's Straight

A tough-talking chatterbox seme with a contrasting side x a uke who plays dumb while hiding his true strength. Sweet, silly, super-sweet fluff.

Chu, a straight guy, was kidnapped as a child by a "human trafficker" who said, "I see that this child and I are destined to meet," and taken deep into the mountains.

Years later, Chu finally escaped the bunch of idiots and morons at the temple and decided it was time to leave his master's tutelage.

His master warned him:

Men at the foot of the mountain are tigers. Whatever you do, stay away if you meet one.

After passing through one village and then another, the little straight guy wondered:

Why don't tigers eat people? And why are they kind of cute?

Lu the Tiger: My buddy keeps thinking he's straight and always wants to go back to the temple. What do I do?

I'm waiting anxiously at the temple gate!

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