Someone Else's Great Author

Blurb: There is said to be a legend in the web-novel world called “someone else’s author.” Someone else’s author updates three thousand words a day, adds extra chapters on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, posts two chapters on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and hands out generous bonuses on holidays. Our author updates once every three days, begs us to let them off on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, vanishes on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and asks for time off on holidays. Someone else’s author sticks with one secret identity, promotes every new novel tirelessly, and sees all their stories take off after becoming a paid author. Our author wakes up thinking the weather is nice and decides to switch secret identities. What’s a notice about a new novel? Can you eat it? As for becoming a paid author, they’re in such a good mood that they’re taking the day off from writing to reward themselves. Someone else’s author plays to their strengths, writing what suits them and whatever genres are popular, doing everything they can to catch readers’ eyes. Our author writes whatever comes to mind. They can enjoy their obscure pairings by themselves. As for what you all think, sorry, what does that have to do with me? Theme: