[Jani] Jarvis Gets Into Trouble

"Sir, why is everyone glaring at me?" "Because you did some rather unfriendly things to everyone after you got infected?" "Would you mind telling me what they were?" "Do you really want to hear?" "Please tell me. I will make amends for what I have done." "All right." Tony shifted into a more comfortable position. "First, you replaced Bucky's milk with white glue, leaving him unable to open his mouth for the whole day." "I'm very sorry, Mr. Barnes," the butler said timidly. "Then you sent Cap a whole bunch of smut in my name, nearly scaring our innocent Captain into wetting himself." "I'm very sorry, Mr. Rogers. I assure you I knew absolutely nothing about it." "Then you installed voice systems in all the appliances in the house, mocked Natasha, and nearly drove Clint insane." "My sincerest apologies, Miss Romanoff and Mr. Barton..." Premise: