[Stony] How to Pluck a Cat's Fur

Jarvis has been in a foul mood lately. Tony accidentally caught him hiding in a corner and licking his balls during the day. Instead of having the decency to look away, Tony rushed over as if he had discovered a new continent and watched. Jarvis felt his dignity had been wounded, so he crawled under the bed in utter embarrassment. He wouldn't come out even at mealtime. When Tony finally grabbed him by the scruff and dragged him out, he refused to meet Tony's eyes, hunching up shyly and darting glances around. To soothe his fragile, wounded feline heart, Tony rewarded him with a dried fish. Jarvis happily carried it into the garden, planning to eat it while sunbathing. But the moment he set it down, the neighboring Loki-cat darted over and snatched it away! Old Jarvis was completely dumbfounded.