Dark Side: Those Ruined Cups of Chicken Soup for the Soul

Don't hang your head. Your crown might fall off--

You've had a crown? Come on, quit messing with me, will you?

Whether you're going to be a lion or an antelope, don't forget to run--

Who in their right mind would stop being human to become an animal?

Stop trying to lose weight. Your looks aren't just because you're fat.