[Naruto] The Otsutsuki Clan's Feast

<- Cover by the author's soul-painting artist. "Dad, are you okay? What are these things?!" "...I'm so tired. I don't want to work anymore. From now on, I'll leave the Ninja Sect and the Tailed Beasts in your care... If there's anything you don't understand, go ask your uncles... But first, you'll have to learn to fly..." "Dad, get up and explain yourself!" "..." (He kicked the bucket.) "Uh! Big brother, what do we do?!!" "How should I know?!" Also known as "Help, All-Knowing Netizens: Before retiring, Dad gave birth to nine pets for us brothers! How are we supposed to clean up after them?? We have no idea what we're doing! Urgent, waiting online!" That's more or less the sort of silly, shameless vibe this has. AB never told us about the interests, living conditions, or diet of the Sage of Six Paths and his family of three, so the story makes small changes based on the approximate historical period (what authors like to call "authorial license"). That means the footnotes are just as important as the main text. *The title and some chapter titles are a tribute to A Bite of China :) There isn't much niche content to read, so I have to carve a piece off my own thigh to eat. But I haven't written in ages, and my terrible prose needs rehabilitation too _(:з"∠)_