[Touken Ranbu] How to Become a Non-Saniwa

My name is Lijiu, and my current job is a Saniwa, which sounds like a pretty high-class occupation. I thought being a master would be easy. I could show off a little and build a harem. How great would that be? But I feel like I've really been screwed over by Kunosuke. What happened to sneaking across the border? Hm? Midare rubs his eyes. "Ah, when I chat with the Midare next door, I try not to talk about our master. She has always been bothered by having such a lazy, unpopular, and poor master, but I guess she still can't bear to part with her." "..." Midare Toushirou, you undermined me again. Can you just row the boat properly? "That's right! I did consider switching over to that gorgeous, busty Saniwa in the east, but when I think about it, our master is actually pretty good. To keep going through such a difficult life, she's truly an inspiration!" "..." Mutsu no Kami Yoshiyuki, how could you do this? Did all those sweet potatoes I fed you turn into P? "Sigh, our master really has it hard... Nothing in this world is sadder... One person... is not only unpopular... but useless... and a piece of crap... It's rare to see something so tragic..." "..." Yagen Left Word, come here. We need to talk. What the heck am I supposed to do with a citadel like this?! I want a new batch of swords!! -- Can I get a new bloodline while we're at it? Cover image will be removed upon request. I hear writing stories has its own kind of magic x The order in which the swords appear is partly based on the order they appeared in my own game. Some also appear earlier or later to suit the plot. There is OOC. If anyone is seriously out of character, please let me know and I'll fix it 0W0 This is an abandoned pit!! Even the author has no idea when it will be updated!!! This was written on impulse. Read at your own risk! BGM: Yumemiru Mikazuki (233, don't think I'll admit I chose this song because of its title)