[Fate] Cry When You Swear, Okay?

In the castle of Uruk, a young girl crouched in a corner, quietly poking at the sand. With a little branch, she carefully scratched out the shapes of words. [Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess whose tears turned into precious gold when they fell to the ground. The people who lived nearby affectionately called her Little Princess.] [Suddenly, one day, a greedy, gold-loving evil dragon invaded this peaceful land and kidnapped the princess,] [To satisfy his twisted desires, the evil dragon insulted the adorable little princess every day with filthy words like "bastard" and "useless," forcing her to cry!] As she wrote this, a wave of grievance welled up in the girl's heart, and she couldn't help sobbing. [So, brave warrior! Hurry to the castle of Uruk, defeat the evil dragon, and save the princess!] The long-haired green-haired figure standing behind the girl couldn't help twitching the corner of his mouth. "So, this is why you told me to put on my armor?" The girl turned around and looked at Enkidu with wide, expectant eyes. Enkidu spread his hands. "There's nothing I can do." "Greenie, you're so mean!" Gilgamesh, who had been peeping for ages but couldn't understand Japanese, finally deigned to show himself. He gave a frosty snort. "Bastard." Tears instantly filled the girl's eyes, and crystalline drops splashed onto the ground, turning into sprays of gold. Sobbing, the girl protested. "You beast! How can you insult people!" Pairing: Evil Dragon Gil x Little Princess Gil is tsundere EX, chuuni EX, narcissist EX, and suffers from a condition where he will die if he doesn't bully the heroine. He'll definitely be out of character. This story revolves around Gil from start to finish. No angst (probably), just lots and lots and lots of sweetness (or so I choose to believe). Theme: