A Boyfriend from the Start

The Support Department has always been the department most executioners long to join. Excellent character and resource perks: stay by the protagonist's side and bask in their halo. Generous pay and benefits: earn more coins than you lose, and shop to your heart's content. Special perks too: you get an auxiliary item or ability from the start. But Gu Tong, a new hire, is so frustrated that he's even thinking of quitting. =Executioners' Internal Chat= Online Game World: Executioner A: Wow, max starting luck! Every random item you pick up is top-tier! What about you, Gu Tong? Gu Tong: Every time I open a chest, all I get is gold coins. How's that? Executioner A: Then what's with all your gear...? Gu Tong: Oh, the GM is my boyfriend. Cultivation World: Executioner B: Hehe, I'm the senior disciple of the world's greatest sect, with a cultivation buff. I rank up even while I sleep. What about you, Gu Tong? Gu Tong: I'm in a lousy third-rate pleasure sect. Want to hear about my trash cultivation technique? Executioner B: Hey, wait, then how did you get all that cultivation...? Gu Tong: Oh, your sect leader is my boyfriend. Apocalypse World: Executioner C: I'm the deputy leader of humanity's largest survivor settlement, and the strongest ability user. What about you, Gu Tong? Gu Tong: I... Executioner C: Our leader's a woman, so she can't possibly be your boyfriend! Gu Tong: Right, but the Zombie King who rules humanity's fallen territories is my boyfriend. Gu Tong: I... Executioners A/B/C: Get lost! Gu Tong: But... I already like someone! --Someone: What a coincidence. Turns out I'm the one you like. Quick transmigration, main character is the bottom, 1v1 A collection of absurd stories A sweet romance where mutual secret crushes turn into open love A gentle bottom who keeps insisting on breaking up X a powerful, charming top who changes his secret identity to pursue his beloved