Come, Let's Conquer the World

This story is on hiatus. The silly author will resume updates after exams. The silly author swears on a lifetime's worth of virtue that this story won't be abandoned or left unfinished. If you like it, you can add it to your favorites for now. Mwah~ This is a sweet, silly campus story about two lovable idiots meeting and falling in love. Follow their daily antics as they flirt and show off their relationship, give scumbags a proper dressing-down, and enjoy so much indulgent sweetness it'll rot your teeth. A series featuring couples who both have something wrong with their heads: A top who can't keep his hands to himself unless he's teasing the bottom X a bottom who goes berserk whenever the top teases him Their ridiculous conversations, happening anytime, anywhere: -- I want a bun too →_→ -- Then just keep wanting one. -- Hurry up and give me a bite. Ahh-- -- Ahh, my ass. -- ...Be a good boy, son. Let Daddy have a bite, or Daddy will eat you instead (☆_☆) -- Where do you think you're putting your hands?! Want to lose that hand or what?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴ [Reader's Guide] 1. Both guys are complete headcases. One is a dignified, aloof beauty in public and a silly, narcissistic nutcase in private. The other is gentle and polite in public, but slick-tongued and full of dirty jokes in private. In short, they're both crazy. 2. One-on-one romance, bottom's perspective, mutual secret crushes, and a sweet, silly college romance, but it includes scheming bitches and vicious catfights, so proceed with caution. 3. No angst, just doting, doting, doting, sweetness, sweetness, sweetness. It's sweet enough to cause cavities, so beware if your teeth are weak. 4. If you're still determined to dive in, read points two and three aloud once more. 5. The silly author's brains and virtue were devoured by the ship long ago. Don't nitpick anything illogical in the story. The silly author has a very fragile heart. If you don't like it, click the top-right corner. Leave a negative rating or bad review and someone may come knocking at your window in the middle of the night [cough]. New chapters go up at 9:00 p.m. every night. Updates at other times are just fixes. If there's no daily update, it definitely means the silly author has been kept from getting out of bed by the ship [wistful look]. Follow the Weibo account "Qing Zhu Jiu Xian Ai Chi Rou" for delicious bonus art~ ↓↓↓ Click here to catch a silly author who can walk a tightrope and jump through a hoop of fire ↓↓↓ Friend, have you heard of Amway? o(*////▽////* )o Danmei quick transmigration: The Head-Pushing Squad Our goal: Don't screw the dog, just show off our love! By Qing Zhu Jiu Xian, ongoing Modern danmei: Let's Go Conquer the World A silly couple's sweet, doting daily life By Qing Zhu Jiu Xian, ongoing Modern danmei: The Poker-Faced Star's Capture Plan [Showbiz] They act like they can't stand each other, but in their hearts they'll never leave each other By Qing Zhu Jiu Xian, complete Modern danmei: Until the Stars Shine [Showbiz] Playboy top X warmhearted bottom By Qing Zhu Jiu Xian, complete Modern danmei: My Wife Wants to Kill Me Every Day A story about two perverts competing to see who's more perverted By Qing Zhu Jiu Xian, coming soon Modern danmei: Pretending to Be Bamboo to Eat the Panda [Showbiz] The blood-and-tears tale of a seductive bottom who wants to be the top, but always gets pinned down By Qing Zhu Jiu Xian, coming soon Baihe: I Don't Want to Grow Old with You Being reborn without making Fan Xing fall into bed with you is just playing dirty By Qu Wu Fen, ongoing Baihe: The Enchanting Ghost's Stratagem A chaste ghost hunter meets a cunning, seductive ghost By Qu Wu Fen, ongoing Here's the character design for Qin Jiu: a narcissist who seems aloof at first glance but is actually a total goofball, hahaha. (From Pixiv. Please contact me for removal.)