[Quick Transmigration] A Hundred Right Ways to Fix a Broken Torture Novel

The day after Jian You successfully claimed his first Best Actor award, he broke up with Chi Mo, his partner of more than ten years. Reality had worn away all the beauty they once shared. They thought that letting each other go would make them both happy, but before they could even drink down this bowl of sour chicken soup, they were drenched in melodramatic tropes from the great Jinjiang. Chi Mo scratched his messy hair, looking utterly devastated. "Why am I always cast as the bottom? Why?!" Far away, Jian You calmly munched on sunflower seeds. "Because you're a bottom." A few things to know before reading: This is a heartwarming little story set in a chaotic, angsty danmei novel, about how a married couple suffering the seven-year itch rekindle their passion under the universe's malice! The writing style is all over the place. The couple takes on the Jinjiang System, ventures into angsty novels, outsmarts the great Jinjiang, and takes down brainless fans, all while exposing those old, overused tearjerker tropes! Both leads are devoted to each other, with a comedic tone and melodrama everywhere. Read at your own risk. Mo Mo is the top, and Xiao You is the bottom.