Transmigrate into a Book: I Want to Stay Calm

What? I transmigrated?!

And into that godawful Mary Sue novel I used to rant about?!!

Does it have to be this cruel

From now on, I'm staying away from Mary Sues. I'll cherish my life and protect my IQ!!

But... what are you doing!!! Let go of my idolヽ(o`皿′o)?

Oh no, I said it out loud.

"I didn't know," he said, slowly raising his head, his eyes unreadable. "When did I become yours? Hmm~"

I gave him a cool look. "I wasn't talking about you." Then I glanced at the Mary Sue beside us and calmly lied, "I meant that fox!"

But who knew that my words would come true...

So... being too calm is a sin after all!!